Tales from the Freak Bar

[wiccanpony]

my, my! ....what a busy night here

barbarian king: 0 Barmaid: 1
Bubba..put me down for a $20 that Spazzy gets our favorite barbarian to wear a tie and shoes. lol

and the “Big Boss” dropped in for a drink.....we sort of had construction licenses ....you know Grants and Franklin\'s $$ :yes:

also from the smell..there was a Sushi battle in the men\'s room, I see penguin hightailing it to the back of the bar??
who won??? :flip:

hummm....Vikes shorts are wet, sorry guy the wet shorts contest was a couple of days ago, but nice try anyway :kiss:

going over to check out what’s on the “Sunday Brunch Buffet”:beer:

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Hey bubba I think we need to get some dwarfs in here then we can have some fun tossing dwarfs. :twisted:lol

 

[finn17]

Would you care to re-phrase that?

Originally posted by Drake Farstrider
Hey bubba I think we need to get some dwarfs in here then we can have some fun tossing dwarfs. :twisted:lol

:flip:

 

[wiccanpony]

beware of anger dwarfs, they can kneecap you in a minutelol

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
beware of anger dwarfs, they can kneecap you in a minutelol

But only if they can get by my monkey like reach!

 

[finn17]

\'like reach\'...

Strange name for a monkey???

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Like I have long arms! Duh! :innocent:

 

[Tony Manero]

tsk tsk noticed just now this thread :drunk: just in time for the italy - france match break :drunk:




.... wwell.... just nullified a goal to Italy :cussing:

 

[finn18]

Clearly offside though...

Originally posted by Tony Manero
tsk tsk noticed just now this thread :drunk: just in time for the italy - france match break :drunk:




.... wwell.... just nullified a goal to Italy :cussing:

And I am entirely neutral in this..:innocent:

 

[Avelorn]

I\'ve got some inside information that Palt soon will be served at the freak bar

 

[Tony Manero]

can i have a pint of afflingem with some peanuts please? :beer::drunk:

 

[wiccanpony]

??? you know I haven\'t seen Bubba.....must be having a great weekend.

 

[spazzy]

Modderhu, I only give attitude when I am given attitude, and since I am useless, you can keep waiting for your Talisker.

Mr Manero, an afflingem and bucket of peanuts for you.

Primeval, you still haven\'t told me how you like your steak, so here\'s your mead and let me know when you\'re ready to finish your order.

 

[AinuLainour]

I have a gun, everybody down! You! Take that cash register and give me the money inside of it! Good! Nobody try to be a hero!

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Originally posted by AinuLainour
I have a gun, everybody down! You! Take that cash register and give me the money inside of it! Good! Nobody try to be a hero!

Now where is that Dragon when we need him?

 

[wiccanpony]

lol sorry Fluffy is sitting on the cash register...but you just go ahead, :yes: his feeding time is a little late and Bubba likes to save a $$ on dragon chow.

 

[AinuLainour]

*Pushes fluffy over*

Paint that! :cussing:

*Grabs the whole cash register and throws it to a masked accomplise who gets in a car, then jumps into car and speeds off*

 

[spazzy]

Originally posted by AinuLainour
I have a gun, everybody down! You! Take that cash register and give me the money inside of it! Good! Nobody try to be a hero!

Fluffy, wouldn\'t you like some extra crispy bad man? It\'s been a few days since you\'ve eaten, hasn\'t it honey?

 

[wiccanpony]

:cussing: Fluffy!!! points at car......Fetch!!! 12 tons of happy dragon comes back with car in mouth and wagging tail...thump thump thump.

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Hey Pony, do we tell him there is no money in the till and can I push the remote button to set of the explosives that are in the till this time? :twisted: