Tales from the Freak Bar

[wiccanpony]

no...don’t tell and wait till Fluffy drops the car before pushing button..

 

[spazzy]

I\'ll start pouring drinks for a proper wake!

 

[wiccanpony]

:flip: Whoo Hoo !! I love a good Irish wake!!! drinks, munchies and friends!!

 

[spazzy]

c\'mon, we can\'t start the wake till the guys with the register die! Hurry up and take care of them, you\'re cutting into the drinking time! :beer::drunk:

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
no...don’t tell and wait till Fluffy drops the car before pushing button..

Waits paitently....

 

[spazzy]

maybe fluffy should drop the car out back. That way we don\'t destroy the building, and we\'d end up with a decent start to an in ground swimming pool.

 

[wiccanpony]

Now! Now! NOW!!! putting fingers in ears

 

[wiccanpony]

good idea Spazzy swimming pool...hot tub, hell let\'s go for a full Roman Bath!!

 

[spazzy]

hit the ground! *moves poured drinks so that no alcohol is harmed during this production*

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
Now! Now! NOW!!! putting fingers in ears

:twisted: Pushes button...



KABOOOOMMMMM!!!!!

 

[spazzy]

ummm, I dunno about the roman bath thing, sounds like optimal conditions for unwholesome monster spawning...

 

[spazzy]

Okay, I\'m gonna pour a round of whiskey for everybody, and then I\'m gonna head home for the evening.

 

[Avicenna]

*tries to squeeze into spiderman suit....*

hmmmm... must have put some weight on

 

[Modderrhu]

Originally posted by spazzy
... and since I am useless, you can keep waiting for your Talisker.

Aye! I\'m waiting \'cos you\'re useless, and you\'re useless \'cos I\'m still waiting. Sheesh, can\'t get good bar help these days. What\'s a guy to do, except...

with all this commotion, I\'m quite sure that no-one will notice if I hop the bar and get the entire bottle.

Oi, Ainu! Thanks for the distraction, mate.

 

[AinuLainour]

*Walks out from destroyed car with the money in pockets, flies away on a two-headed dragon*

So long, suckers!

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Originally posted by AinuLainour
*Walks out from destroyed car with the money in pockets, flies away on a two-headed dragon*

So long, suckers!

You do know that there was no money in the till? :moon:

 

[AinuLainour]

Tell that to one of my Benjamans!

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Well that must of been in your pants from your previous heist. We pay for all our food and drinks in lead.

 

[AinuLainour]

Aww crap. Now I\'m sterile! Thanks, punks!:cussing::cussing:

 

[spazzy]

Modderhu, If I\'m useless you are senile. I looked back through the pages, and you never made an order. You talked about Tooshy on page 1, on page 7 I applied for a job and started working on page 8, which is the same page you mentioned pitynoman. The only mention you have made of talisker is when you claimed that I was useless and hadn\'t gotten your order. You have to make the order first, you git! If you can prove me wrong, then you can have that bottle for free, otherwise you\'re paying double.