Tales from the Freak Bar

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Bubba

New member
Viagra, Vagina - must have made an error in the formula somewhere. *scratching head * :redface:

Congrats Spazzy - one of each? Sounds like the next two rounds are on Spazzy, then we are going to need more help as she is going to be sitting on the comfy chair here in a few months.
 
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Zora

New member
Man, you don\'t read every thread and look what happens!

CONGRATS to you, Spazzy!

And WiccanPony, I\'m sorry that it\'s a belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
 
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Nukdai Burlada

New member
*tipping the barmaid well*
Thanx for the brew
So what do you guys and gals do around here anyways

By the way if you want security I\'m an ex-MP
 
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Modderrhu

New member
Originally posted by Nukdai Burlada
By the way if you want security I\'m an ex-MP
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An ex-MP?!? How the hell did you get past security? The last thing we need is a member of parliament here. :D

@spazzy: If the morning sickness passes, that means it\'s time to have another beer. Congrats, girl. :)
 
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Ogrebane

Active member
Man you cant stay away from here for a day without something happening.

OK @WP happy birthday. Sorry I didnt get in early enough maybe I will post something for you later
@Grumb happy birthaday as well. I hope the site of Vike in a leapard thong hasnt scared you too much.
@Spazzy great news hope he/she grows up to be a mini painter.

Aris out
 
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spazzy

New member
Thanks for all the congradulations. I can still work, I\'m pregnant, not handicapped! But I\'d be more than happy to sit in the comfy chair from time to time.

Modderrhu, in the states, MP stands for Military Police.
 
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Nukdai Burlada

New member
dont worry I\'m only boderline insane ex-soldier with a mild case of PTSD. My soldiers thought i was a werewolf do to my temper and how I eat meat (just as rare as i can get it)...and by the way am also Spazzy\'s ever patient and loving husband and I\'ll take that beer she can\'t have :beer:
 
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Ogrebane

Active member
Well we need a bouncer so If spazzy vouches for you then you just have to convince the other 74 freaks we have in here. Welcome to the forums and congrats on the new addition. I wish you and spazzy all the best.
 
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Zora

New member
I\'m not for it at all.

(I mean, how are we supposed to ogle the ladies if their HUSBANDS are present?)
 
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Wolf Fang

Member
*looks around..... runs in and dives, then crawls over to the bar sits on the stool, and gets a drink* i :cool: i didnt leave last weekend what are you talkin about? :D :rolleyes:
 
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Drake Farstrider

New member
Originally posted by Nukdai Burlada
...and by the way am also Spazzy\'s ever patient and loving husband and I\'ll take that beer she can\'t have :beer:
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Welcome to the Forums and congrats on the new addition to the family.

Have a :beer: :D
 
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Ogrebane

Active member
Your right Zora I didnt think about it till you mentioned it. Someone thro the bum out. Oh wait we dont have a bouncer yet maybe we can hire him to thro himself out.
 
airhead

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Nukdai Burlada, if you got OgreBane picking on you already, you are a shoe in. Welcome to the forums.
:beer:
 
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Modderrhu

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Originally posted by spazzy
Modderrhu, in the states, MP stands for Military Police.
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Listen, luvvie, I\'m mean, I\'m grumpy and full of shit. I have the body of a 34-year-old, and the attitude of a 104-year-old. So, I\'m only obtuse when I want to be obtuse! (which happens to be often)

Now, if you\'re just pregnant and not handicapped, do you think you could speed the service here along a little? I\'ve seen hamster-powered wheelchairs faster than you. I asked for a Glenkinchie 2 pages ago! :rolleyes:

@Nukdai Birdweed: Congrats to you on your second wee bairn too. :)
 
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