Tales from the Freak Bar

wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:D \"Lunch Time... I\'ll have a BLT, potato salad and fruit punch for lunch please.

where\'s the new mop boy....hiding?


\"Fluffy\"!!! stop tiring to hump Steelcults leg..bad! bad!! :eek::wow:lol
 
Orb

Orb

procrastinator
so this is for non - freaks too, or are they just the hired help?

(peering through the window, knowing freakdom is but months away..............:D)
 
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Tony Manero

New member
Originally posted by Bubba

Glasses vs. Spectacles - hmmmmm.
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and for all the jethro tull fans...


This is the story of the hare who lost his spectacles.
Owl loved to rest quietly whilst no one was watching. Sitting on a
fence one day, he was surprised when suddenly a kangaroo ran close
by.
Now this may not seem strange, but when Owl overheard Kangaroo whisper
to no one in particular, ``The hare has lost his spectacles,\'\' well, he
began to wonder.
Presently, the moon appeared from behind a cloud and there, lying on
the grass was hare. In the stream that flowed by the grass -- a
newt. And sitting astride a twig of a bush -- a bee.
Ostensibly motionless, the hare was trembling with excitement, for
without his spectacles he was completely helpless. Where were his
spectacles? Could someone have stolen them? Had he mislaid them? What
was he to do?
Bee wanted to help, and thinking he had the answer began: ``You
probably ate them thinking they were a carrot.\'\'
``No!\'\' interrupted Owl, who was wise. ``I have good eye-sight, insight,
and foresight. How could an intelligent hare make such a silly
mistake?\'\' But all this time, Owl had been sitting on the fence,
scowling!
Kangaroo were hopping mad at this sort of talk. She thought herself
far superior in intelligence to the others. She was their leader;
their guru. She had the answer: ``Hare, you must go in search of the
optician.\'\'
But then she realized that Hare was completely helpless without his
spectacles. And so, Kangaroo loudly proclaimed, ``I can\'t send Hare in
search of anything!\'\'
``You can guru, you can!\'\' shouted Newt. ``You can send him with Owl.\'\'
But Owl had gone to sleep. Newt knew too much to be stopped by so
small a problem -- ``You can take him in your pouch.\'\' But alas, Hare
was much too big to fit into Kangaroo\'s pouch.
All this time, it had been quite plain to hare that the others knew
nothing about spectacles.
As for all their tempting ideas, well Hare didn\'t care.
The lost spectacles were his own affair.
And after all, Hare did have a spare a-pair.
A-pair.




:drunk::drunk::drunk:
 
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KingM

New member
where\'s the new mop boy....hiding?
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Cooling his feet in the mop bucket :D, it\'s crazily hot here today, most un-England like

I\'ll have something with ice, anything with ice


Cheers

Matt
 
freakinacage

freakinacage

Well-known member
went down the pub last night. had brains extra cold served in a chilled glass. nice just what the doctor ordered. and some pork scratchings, because, like this place, they had run out of spicy nuts. when are we getting some more?
 
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Ogrebane

Active member
Sorry had to do some work. So heres my latest hopefully a couple more today.

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wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:rolleyes: I believe Penguin is on vacation in Italy , Mistamick is running amok in France and Bubba’s having a nap in the back storeroom.


humm.....babysitting.....good idea, the kids can help me with World Domination baHAHAHAHAH
 
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Tony Manero

New member
penguin in italy??? what where who??? must burn his fingers to stop him posting!!! :flame::flame::drunk::drunk::D


BUUUUUUUURN THE WITCH!

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at least small penguins weights like a duck.... but how can someone make a bridge out of a penguin? :(:(:drunk::drunk:
 
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