Tales from the Freak Bar

[wiccanpony]

hehe......back to work Mop Boy :bouncy:

 

[Ogrebane]

For today we have...

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Love the strips OB. So what is the special of the day?

 

[Ogrebane]

Dont know havent seen bubba for a few days now and spazzy seems to have legged it as well. Maybe we can find IPM and see what the go is.

 

[wiccanpony]

Love the cartoon, Ogre


I’m staying close to Marcus.......Tony is exhibiting a “burn the witch” fetish ..........why can’t he switch to say.....”burn the Penguin” instead, I mean aren’t they little bundles of blubber on flat feet, should burn rather nicely.

Don’t know about the rest of you, but when Bubba is out fishing, Spazzy is resting while knitting baby booties and Becca is out by the \"Still\", practicing her singing, I help myself.

Big plate of flapjacks, sausage all covered in blackberry syrup, plus a pitcher of iced tea....................oh! lookie what I found hidden behind the statue of Bacchus, Becca’s diary.

Who’s turn to walk Fluffy????

 

[Tony Manero]

BUUURN THE PENGUIN!

 

[wiccanpony]

lol now \"That\" is funny, Tony........be afraid Bill, very very afraid! tee hee:twisted:

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
Love the cartoon, Ogre


Who’s turn to walk Fluffy????

Surely that\'s a job for Mike McVey.
(It\'s funny but I don\'t remember Alison becoming a freak on here? Or is someone impersonating her.)

 

[Zora]

I\'ll walk Fluffy...he looks ready and the poor mop boy needs a break.

I know what it\'s like, I was the mop boy briefly, but the \"uniform\" didn\'t fit me too well, so some of the other members here helped pad the posts for another \"freak\" to take my place.lollol

(\'Course, I didn\'t know ahead of time that what I thought was an eyepatch for a pirate-themed evening in the bar was the ENTIRE costume! Thanks, Donna!)

 

[wiccanpony]

:innocent: not my fault Zora, that Red Dawn didn\'t bring the boots to go with the eyepatch....and you must admit, you were the most popular pirate around, so what if the ladies had to be inventive with where they put money. Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum!! :beer:

To bad Fluffy ate the parrot

 

[Ogrebane]

Better late than never

Hopefully more to come.

So its staurday I need a tall one with lots of suds.

Wheres the dam bar keep when you need him.

Hey Donna any luck getting the Stables installed.

 

[tooshy]

Marcus doesn\'t warm his hands ??? I feel violated....and not in a good way

Oh...and he better look after that rifle, otherwise Mr Molegrip will have something to say about it.... :twisted:

 

[Fizl]

Where have the staff gone - I\'ve been waiting over a week for my drink!!

 

[Tony Manero]

@ ogrebane : ROTFL lollollol

 

[Drake Farstrider]

lollollol Good one OB. lollollol

 

[wiccanpony]

Have to wait until the Board of Health gives the ok, or until the “Bar’s” horsey coven gets tired of waiting and we work some magic and conjure one up. I don’t know about you, but my Night Mare is really getting tired of being tired up to the porch railing.

Still haven’t seen Bubba and the girls..........starting to get worry, you don’t think them fool Keebler Elves have kidnapped them??? Ok!! no one panic......the rule of survival is everyone get your own drink and snacks..Bubba keeps a fully stocked bar and refrigerator!
Mop Boy may have to add dishwasher to his tasks.


Wonder where Budda keeps the pastries???

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
Wonder where Budda keeps the pastries???

I really don\'t want to know.
Oh PASTRIES, I thought you said pasties.

 

[wiccanpony]

slipped and fell in the gutter did we, nice to know I have good company down here lol

 

[Dragonsreach]

Hey Guys & Gals we got a post card from Bill:

Now that\'s what I call Extreme Sports.

And I thought he said he was going to Italy.lol

 

[Bubba]

No pasties here. well, wait. There was one night when the girls got roudy.....

Whew, what a week. Went to Italy with the penguin. We were supposed to go Italian Ice fishing, but the beaches were way too warm for that. I think I burned my eyes.

New mop boy, great. And with Airhead, Evil Dave & Philologus, we are all safe in the freak bar, unless one of them goes postal....

Anyone seen my help around here? I think Becca was last seen headed downstairs (man, that is a scarey place.)

Anyway, drinks and food\'s up.