Tales from the Freak Bar

War Griffon

New member
Nice card from Bill lol very extreme sport I think

Did someone mention food and :beer:

Yes please Bubba a nice cold pint of Guinness please better make that two the sun is out again and the back of the house is like a sauna again.
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Welcome back bubba....:rolleyes: hummm...aren\'t some of them Italian beaches topless.......I can see why your eyes burn, and would explain the whiplash too. lol lol lol ;) what did you do, put a bag over Penguins head to protect his virtue:twisted:
 

Duende

New member
*waving*

Hello?! I\'ve lurking around, hiding in this dark corner here, but I thought it was time to join this party again. ... Besides i need a refill, my glass has long been drained dry. Fill \'er up!

Say..., won\'t Tooshy need that gun for the Great Penguin Hunt that seems to be going on around here?

(Nice toons Ogrebane!)

Time to wet the whistle, where\'s the wench?!

:kiss:
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Originally posted by Duende
*waving*

Hello?! I\'ve lurking around, hiding in this dark corner here, but I thought it was time to join this party again. ... Besides i need a refill, my glass has long been drained dry. Fill \'er up! Hi Michelle, did you just turn the lights on back there? Hadn\'t seen you in the Shadows.

Say..., won\'t Tooshy need that gun for the Great Penguin Hunt that seems to be going on around here? Nah It\'s not Penguin Season yet. (and I emphasise Yet :twisted: )

(Nice toons Ogrebane!)

Time to wet the whistle, where\'s the wench?! Ah just pour one for yourself, No-one\'ll mind today.

:kiss:
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Hey Duende, long time no see, just get up to the bar there. Bubba\'s setting them up this afternoon.
 

Duende

New member
Pour something for me too, DR!

I had a co-worker visit me the other day to see my new place and she told me I was \"weird\". So does that make me an official \"Freak\"?

I just think I\'m a bit on the unusual side...

:innocent:
 

Bubba

New member
One Blonde for the Dragon. (That sounds like a sacrifice :twisted: )

One pitcher of fizzy icy frozen chick drink for the ladies.
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Originally posted by Duende
Pour something for me too, DR!

I had a co-worker visit me the other day to see my new place and she told me I was \"weird\". So does that make me an official \"Freak\"?

I just think I\'m a bit on the unusual side...

:innocent:
That\'s ok I was told I was \"Strange\". They didn\'t like it when I replied \"you have no idea just how strange\". :evil:
 

War Griffon

New member
Sounds like it is the same old story of what people do not understand or appreciate then they will try and put that person down or just stamp on the idea and ridicule it.

Hell I have been called wierd or strange all my life :D

I think DR once mentioned that was why I appealled to his sense of humour lollollol

2 Guinness down and several cans left in the fridge I feel a few more coming on :drunk::drunk:
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Damn!!! it’s 102 .......quick someone dump a load of ice in the pool..now where\'s my rubber ducky!?!?!

Wave back at Duende.......yep, that corner booth with the large potted plant is the perfect place to lurk..see,
but not be seen. :D

found a little something for Bill when he gets back { I mean how high can bail be in Italy ;) }

flyinguins.jpg
 

Zora

New member
Hey Donna, you\'re JUST the right kind of weird for us!

I had one person tell me I was weird, to which I replied \"I\'m not sure I like your definition of NORMAL\"...
 

Ogrebane

Active member
Originally posted by Bubba

New mop boy, great. And with Airhead, Evil Dave & Philologus, we are all safe in the freak bar, unless one of them goes postal....

Anyway, drinks and food\'s up.

Must be losing my touch
Lets see theres marcus and Airhead on security. Primevil in the front with his axe. trever dressed as ned Kelly and Zora and Drake getting up to something (I forgot to do that in the toon so I\'ll do it in a later edition) Then theres Shawn In the next slide doing his OSL thing. Dont have a pic of Philologus so if you want to get in a toon you should post a pic in PYP.

OK thats my plug for today. Need something to settle my stomach had a few too many cherberts last night. What have you got for a hangover bubba?
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:D the secret life of your dog..........

How Many Dogs Does It Take...

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we\'ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you\'re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I\'ll replace any wiring that\'s not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can\'t reach that stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I\'ll just blow in the Border collie\'s ear and he\'ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Make me.

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the humans do it.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he\'s busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I\'ll just pop it in while I\'m bouncing off the ceiling.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it\'s dark, I\'m going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I was at the pub last night and I\'ve got this hangover....

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there........

Greyhound: It isn\'t moving. Who cares?

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs, I am not one of THEM. So the question is, how long will it be before I can expect my light?

Hound Dog: I like it dark....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Australian Shepherd: First, I\'ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
 

Bubba

New member
Ms. Donna, loved it....

Have another:

There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with the females. He hired a French guy who didn\'t speak much English, but was a very good worker.
After the first day, they had successfully castrated 14 sheep and his French worker was just about to throw away the \"parts\", but the sheep farmer yelled, \"No! Don\'t throw those away! My wife fries them up and we eat them. They\'re delicious and we call them \'sheep fries\'.\"

Later that day, the French hired hand came in for supper, and indeed the \'sheep fries\' were tasty.

The next day, they castrated 16 sheep, and the following evening they all settled down to another supper of \'sheep fries\'. The third day, however, when the sheep farmer came home, he asked his wife where the French hired hand was, and she said, \"You know, it\'s the weirdest thing! I told him since there weren\'t very many \'sheep fries\' this evening, we were also going to have French fries, and he ran like hell!\"
 

Duende

New member
One for the moms in here:

\"Why God Made Moms\"
Answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions...

Why did God make mothers?
1. She\'s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men\'s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom?
1. We\'re related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people\'s moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your Mom?
1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don\'t know because I wasn\'t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer,like now?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your Mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else wi th him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn\'t have her thinking cap on.

Who\'s the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn\'t want to be boss, but she has to because dad\'s such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What\'s the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power \'cause
that\'s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend\'s. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your Mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don\'t do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your Mom perfect?
1. On the inside she\'s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I\'d diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I\'d get rid of that.
2. I\'d make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on her back.

:p
 
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