Tales from the Freak Bar

[wiccanpony]

:~( sigh..........WG is right, we must rise above our primitive natures .....giving Fluffy a Jeep bumper, Clyde a Lily of the Nile plant to munch..... tossing a bag of catnip to Tiddles and treating Killer to a P.E.T.A protester’s toe to gnaw on.

Is nude midget wrestling and taunting the latest mop boy still ok, I have to have some thing to do with my spare time. :twisted:lol

 

[War Griffon]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
Is nude midget wrestling and taunting the latest mop boy still ok, I have to have some thing to do with my spare time. :twisted:lol

Nude midget wrestling is fine by me so long as they are female and I can watch :evil::twisted::evil:

Donna you can do what you like to the new mop biys just donn\'t scare them away we might need them to clear up after all these strays that keep appearing.
How many is that now I\'m starting to lose count

Tiddles
Killer
Fluffy...

 

[Thecadian]

*gulp*

 

[wiccanpony]

Freak Bar Pet Inventory

Fluffy.......12 tons of loving dragon...by loving I mean he’ll hump anything that stands still long enough.

Killer.......a hamster gift from Spazzy to Modd, to keep him busy and out of her hair.

Cyde........ the camel that Steelcult rode in on..all so seconds as a weed whacker

Tiddles......kitty (I think he’s a were kitty myself)

oh what the heck!!

Mop Boy or Girl......no heavy petting

 

[War Griffon]

I thought fluffy a Hampster not a Dragon...

 

[wiccanpony]

hummmmmm......think we should add a pet Griffon to the mix???

 

[War Griffon]

Hmm...I was thinking of parking a whale in the pool actually as I need somewhere for him to go when I am not away

 

[War Griffon]

On that thought here is what I normally travel in

However I found something I might trade it for :twisted:

When you stop laughing which do you think I should go for

 

[wiccanpony]

lol the \"blue\" whale wins, hands down

 

[Ogrebane]

Theres been alot of strange happens on Cmon and especially in the Bar.

May have to find Spazzies old man to look after the zoo. I think a werewolf should be able to handle the kitty.

 

[Torn blue sky]

lol Cracking toon!
I dunno \'bout transport, it looks like you totally crashed the whale-marine. I see the safety slides are deployed.
And I really don\'t trust anything that sprays water out of it\'s ass.
Revrends ok with the milk thing...but i\'m still sus about him *shifty look*.
:~(

 

[wiccanpony]

having a quick peek in at the bar.........I’ve chained myself to my painting table to get a couple of minis done in time for a couple of contests, bathroom breaks are allowed so I stopped by.............ah ha!! DR is a very resourceful man, wonder what he pay’s the hamsters with???

 

[Torn blue sky]

I\'m almost afraid to ask.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
I\'m almost afraid to ask.

I made them an offer they couldn\'t refuse!

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
I\'m almost afraid to ask.

I made them an offer they couldn\'t refuse!

:twisted: work or the Witch gets a \"fur\" lined cloak for Samhain and Vike gets a fur thong.lol

 

[War Griffon]

The fur lined cloak for the witch I can live with but did you have to mention the fur lined thong...now I feel sick

 

[Torn blue sky]

lol You can have the cloak, but i\'ll have to train these fellas harder to avoid Vikey appearing a fur thong!
By god DR, thats twisted. Well done!

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Great toon OB!

Hey is the espresso machine working, I have a hankering for a Mocha?!

 

[supervike]

Just a few more posts and the TALES FROM THE FREAK BAR will have reached its own freekdom.

That should be good for a round of something!

 

[wiccanpony]

:twisted: do I show my evil side and post pad or should I go with the good side:innocent: and leave for it for some one else???


BUBBA!!!! get in here fast!! and snag that 1000 puppy!!lollol