Tales from the Freak Bar

[philologus]

Originally posted by Ogrebane
Yer sorry Phil but I couldnt wait for you to post a pic (apparently I have very little patience which is probably a bad thing for this hobby)

I\'m slow to respond, also a bad thing for this hobby so we\'re even.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Don\'t drink and fly? So you end up nailed to a tree whith a broom stuck up your ass???

Hey, whatever turns you on! lol

 

[wiccanpony]

tee hee............ a squirrel carving his own pumpkin

:cussing: ok...who put that damn Tree there!!:drunk:

 

[Bubba]

Originally posted by Ogrebane

Ms. Pony, the broom repair service is out front. They say your broom is all fine now. Seems the repair witch is walking a bit funny though.

 

[wiccanpony]

Thank you Bubba....... I really need that broom..you wouldn\'t believe how many Halloween partys I need to get too :drunk: :drunk: :drunk: and all the mop boys are hiding in the tower with the door locked. hid the saddle & bridle too..bunch of whine babys :cussing:

 

[philologus]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
Thank you Bubba....... I really need that broom..you wouldn\'t believe how many Halloween partys I need to get too :drunk: :drunk: :drunk: and all the mop boys are hiding in the tower with the door locked. hid the saddle & bridle too..bunch of whine babys :cussing:

Hey...Take it easy. I\'m the one that called the broom repair service. I\'m on the job.

 

[Torn blue sky]

On the job? Cool, I know a few ladies who might call.
I take 80% of the proceeds of-course...

 

[wiccanpony]

:no: my younger sister is mean little snot.... e-mailed me this

To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist, Julie
Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan \'s Radio City Music Hall for
the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was \"My
Favorite Things\" from the legendary movie \"Sound Of Music.\" Here are the
lyrics she used:

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don\'t feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobe s a nd heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin\',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin\',
And we won\'t mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache,
When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I\'ve had,
And then I don\'t feel so bad.


Bubba!.....a double and a tube of Ben-gay please..
note to self....put a dead horse head in younger sisters bed :twisted:

 

[Torn blue sky]

BWAHAHAHAHA! Face your mortalitly witch! :twisted:

You\'ll get no sympathy from me! I\'m young and entitled to be cheeky about yon oldies
... And the fact my backs still healing up fom severe chaffing :evil:

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
BWAHAHAHAHA! Face your mortalitly witch! :twisted:

You\'ll get no sympathy from me! I\'m young and entitled to be cheeky about yon oldies
... And the fact my backs still healing up fom severe chaffing :evil:

remember, you have to sleep some time and then your\'re \"MINE\" :twisted: I would have your soul too, but Krom beat me to it. :cussing:

 

[airhead]

Donna, Thanks. Really. Mean it.

:moon:

TBS, old age and treachery will win every time over youth and skill.

(I used to tell my Dad that I\'d have butt left for him to chew on after he had false teeth. He got his dentures last year and I laughed my ass off.)

 

[wiccanpony]

lol ..... Kevin, my mom\'s favorite was \"just you wait until you have kids, missy\" lollollol so I cheated didn\'t have any.... or does a small furry dog count???

 

[Torn blue sky]

I never sleep, nor do the years condemn me, I will live on in... *cough*

Is the answer \"Beige\"?
My souls in a safe place That peice of paper Krom fawns over means nothing...

 

[wiccanpony]

lol If Men Were to Write \"The Rules\"

Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.

Rule # 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.

Rule # 3 It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.

Rule # 4 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.

Rule # 5 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.

Rule # 6 Christopher Columbus didn\'t need directions and neither do we.

Rule # 7 When we\'re turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the ramp, you saying \"This is our exit\" is not necessary.


but we still love you....really, we do ....snort, snicker, giggle lol

 

[Torn blue sky]

True, apart from cosmo.
I\'ve never been out with anyone that read cosmo. :]

 

[demonherald]

hee hee I like them here\'s another couple.
Rule#8 \"in a minute \" is a reasonable response and doesn\'t mean do it yourself.
Rule#9 sometimes socks are comfortable in bed
Rule#10 The simpsons is a far more interesting use of the Television than coronation street

 

[wiccanpony]

lol socks in bed are ok ( as long is it\'s just socks you are wearing )........and your big toe isn\'t sticking out of a huge hole........come on, how costly are a pair of new socks.

 

[Torn blue sky]

I have no idea seeing as i\'m a hippie and I don\'t wear them.
BAN THE SOCKS! :cussing:

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky

You\'ll get no sympathy from me! I\'m young and entitled to be cheeky about yon oldies

You might think you can laugh young man, but don\'t forget Revenge is a dish best served cold.
(Or better still, via Dr Sloane\'s Liniment poured down the Builders Cleavage of your jeans.) :twisted:

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
I have no idea seeing as i\'m a hippie and I don\'t wear them.

BAN THE SOCKS!

Ah is that what the smell is. And here\'s me thinking Fluffy had been eating Garlic flavoured Baked Beans, or BMW\'s again.
I\'d seriously recommend seeing a Doctor about that problem.

 

[Torn blue sky]

...I am a doctor...???

Revenge? Pah! Bring it!
I\'ve taken a note of that. You\'d best be wearing a tight belt when next we meet