Tales from the Freak Bar

[Modderrhu]

They already do, mate. How else would the coffin-dodgers keep their stomachs above their waistlines?

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
I have no idea seeing as i\'m a hippie and I don\'t wear them.
BAN THE SOCKS! :cussing:

:wow: Damn!! they make Scotsmen tough.......wear kilts commando and go barefoot..............wait?!? is that “passion pink” nail polish on them manly toes.

 

[Torn blue sky]

lol Touche\' Mod! Get it up yez!!!! lol

It\'s not passion pink! I\'m rather offended :flame:

It\'s Candy Pink. Now thats a MANS colour!

 

[wiccanpony]

:wow: Wow........now all is needed, is a silver toe ring to go with those hunky \"Candy Pink\" tooties

 

[Bubba]

I got a piccy of them when he was cleaning the sandbox.

 

[wiccanpony]

:cussing: damn it!! Bubba......I’ve laughed so hard I have snorted my iced tea ....... Torn better hide those sexy toes from \"Killer\"lol

 

[Torn blue sky]

:kiss: Your all just jealous...

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
:kiss: Your all just jealous...

:yes: why....yes....I.....am ,now aren\'t you ashamed of yourself... flaunting those nude beauties in front of us.

 

[Torn blue sky]

HELL NO! I have no shame! You should see what Iv\'e got in my pants! lol

 

[matty1001]

Aarrrggghhh! Horribly enduring mental image!!

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
HELL NO! I have no shame! You should see what Iv\'e got in my pants! lol

NO THANK YOU!
Why do you think we don\'t serve cocktail sausages in the Freak Bar?

 

[Torn blue sky]

Because Killers allergic...
But seriously..My pants...:yes:

Shame on you Matty for thinking about it! Pervert! Serves you right!

 

[Fizl]

Dont look if he says he has a sweety hidden - Killer has been shaking for hours...

Shaz

 

[Torn blue sky]

How did you know about my hidden sweetie???
That was my best kept secret damnit! I\'ll have to hide another random object on my person now!

Hey! You should see what I got in my pocket!

 

[matty1001]

Really TBS, i don\'t. Not after the mental image i had earlier!

 

[Torn blue sky]

You\'re sick man! SICK! FRICKING SICK!!!!

??? Someones back pocket fell on the floor!
This is my lucky day! Here matty, you can have it. Dunno who\'s it is, but that looks like a fine piece of ass!

Don\'t go nuts now.

 

[matty1001]

Really TBS, what the hell are you going on about! ???
You\'ve flipped man, gone totally mental, lost it....never found it, hasn\'t he? has he? i don\'t know? Arrrgggghh!?

 

[Torn blue sky]

This wouldnt\' be a spate of post padding would it? Nooooo! Surely not!
No mater, When you reach 999 Vikey\'s gonna delete all your posts and get the biggest cookie he\'s ever seen in return!

(MAN! He can picture a big cookie!)

 

[matty1001]

bah, post padding no way. Simple a continuation of a constructive conversation. (Or some bollocks like that)

 

[Torn blue sky]

Bollocks indeed