Tales from the Freak Bar

[matty1001]

\'A new drama from the BBC staring matty1001 as an unrelentless, uncompromising mop boy in THE SKIVVY.\'

\"Oi what are you looking at, fetch my mop, NOW\"
\"Wiccanpony do as your told! Put your knickers on and make me a cup of TEA!\"
\"TBS get off the floor and OUT OF MY WAY! O you passed out did you, great, what do you want A BISCUIT\"

hehe, hand me the mop! im here to stay!

 

[Torn blue sky]

Bugger Off!lol

You deserve a present! How does a can of SPAM! grab you eh?
Oh dear someones fed fluffy a vat of curry. Wonder what kind of sick bastard (genius) would do such a thing!!!!!

You know the drill Newbie!!! :beer:

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by matty1001
\'A new drama from the BBC staring matty1001 as an unrelentless, uncompromising mop boy in THE SKIVVY.\'

\"Oi what are you looking at, fetch my mop, NOW\"
\"Wiccanpony do as your told! Put your knickers on and make me a cup of TEA!\"
\"TBS get off the floor and OUT OF MY WAY! O you passed out did you, great, what do you want A BISCUIT\"

hehe, hand me the mop! im here to stay!

First: let me congratulate you on your ascent to “Freak”

Two: What knickers??? and “YOU WANT WHAT” .....tea......sure......give me a minute, (checking medicine cabinet for the hemlock ex-lax.) :innocent:

Three: Don’t make me have Spazzy drag you down into the basement for a “little” talk....... preggy women are a whole other level in mean.:twisted:

Four: let\'s just leave Torn where he is.....so \"Killer\" and have his wicked hamster way with him.lol

 

[Torn blue sky]

Quiet you! Or i\'ll have Sheeba tear you a new one!
Killers\' clueless BWAHAHAHA. Hampster nip

 

[krom1415]

well done matty1001 on your freakdom

I dont see any spam

 

[AinuLainour]

Originally posted by matty1001
\'A new drama from the BBC staring matty1001 as an unrelentless, uncompromising mop boy in THE SKIVVY.\'

\"Oi what are you looking at, fetch my mop, NOW\"
\"Wiccanpony do as your told! Put your knickers on and make me a cup of TEA!\"
\"TBS get off the floor and OUT OF MY WAY! O you passed out did you, great, what do you want A BISCUIT\"

I\'m sure not watching that show..

 

[Grumb]

Jeez, I go away for a few months and Donna breaks a whole herd of mop boys. Almost glad I wasn\'t here to witness the carnage.

Good to be back, hello everyone!

Bubba, I\'ll have a Guiness Foreign Extra Stout please. :beer:

@Donna - please don\'t show Red Dawn those shoes that you posted back on page 51.....please....

 

[Sand Rat]

Grumb -

Welcome Back.

Have one on me.

 

[philologus]

Great! I missed a couple of days and I get to hand the mop off to Matty!! I\'ll leave you the number of the Broom repair girl. Donna is keeping her busy.

Welcome back Grumb!

No longer the mop boy! Yay! I got tired of cleaning up TBS\'s vomit. Why is there always diced carrots?

 

[Tony Manero]

AN ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO FOR MEEEE!!!!!

 

[matty1001]

Originally posted by philologus
No longer the mop boy! Yay! I got tired of cleaning up TBS\'s vomit.

*Grumble, grumble* He\'s always doing that, the messy little bugger. Needs to learn how to handle his drinks!

 

[Torn blue sky]

I can handle drink fine, I just enjoy watching you guys mop up my puke more than I do drinking beer :beer: And I LOVE drinking beer! :drunk:

:|~

Get to work!

 

[wiccanpony]

lol Happy Halloween/Samhain............remember the Freak Bar Costume Party tonight.......what will you be wearing?

I think I will come as a “Redneck Witch”


Redneck Pagans
You might be a Redneck Pagan if...
•If you think \"widdershins\" refers to the calves of the bereaved lady next door....
•If you think fetch deer is a command you give yer dawg....
•If you think a goblet is a young turkey....
•If you think Drawing Down the Moon means demolishing the outhouse....
•If you call your coven mates \"Bud\" and \"Sis\"....
•If you think a Great Rite is turning onto County Road 13....
•If your Quarter candles smell like kerosene....
•If you pronounce \"Athame\" as \"Athaym\" and \"Samhain\" as \"Sammon\" or \"Sam-hayn\"....
•If you think a \"Sidhe\" is a girl....
•If your idea of the \"Goddess\" is the Coors Swedish Bikini Ski Team....
•If your Bard plays the banjo....
•If your \'Long Lost Friend really IS....
•If your lawn is decorated with at least one, preferably two or more, plastic pink flamingos, whom you regard as your familiars....
•If your Wand of Power is a cattle prod....
•If your ceremonial belt has your name on the back and a belt buckle bigger than your head....
•If you call the Quarters by invoking \"Billy, Joe, Jim and Bob\"....
•If you call the Gods by hollerin\' \"Hey y\'all, watch me!\"....
•If your favorite robe has the logo of a manufacturer of major farm equipment on the back....
•If you\'ve ever harvested ritual herbs with a weed wacker....
•If your ritual staff is a double barrel shotgun....
•If your ritual garments include any one of the following: plaid flannels, long johns, a pistol belt, or cowboy boots....
•If you\'ve ever blessed chewing tobacco or snuff....
•If your ritual wine is Maddog 20/20, Night Train or White Lady 21....
•If the instructions to get to your Covenstead include the words \"After you turn off the paved road\"....
•If your altar-cloth is a rebel flag....
•If you use junk cars to mark the four corners of your circle....
•If your Eternal Flame just happens to be under a still....
•If you use an engine block for an altar....
•If your High Priestess is your cousin - as well as your wife....
•If, when drawing down the moon, you say, \"Ya\'ll come on down, ya hear?\"....
•If your pickup truck has an Athame rack....
•If your crystal ball is made of polystyrene (i.e., a bowling ball)....
•If your High Priestess has a spittoon on her altar....

 

[Torn blue sky]

God bless America? lol
I\'m going as the Crow :beer: Beer for the Beer GOD!!!!

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
lol Happy •If you think \"widdershins\" refers to the calves of the bereaved lady next door....
•If you think fetch deer is a command you give yer dawg....
•If you think a goblet is a young turkey....
•If your idea of the \"Goddess\" is the Coors Swedish Bikini Ski Team....
•If your \'Long Lost Friend really IS....
•If your lawn is decorated with at least one, preferably two or more, plastic pink flamingos, whom you regard as your familiars.... (or practice your shooting at.)
•If your Eternal Flame just happens to be under a still....
•If your High Priestess is your cousin - as well as your wife....

You don\'t have to be Pagan for all of those Donna, just Southern.
lol
I\'ll be the pregnant nun in the corner with the sacremental wine.
:drunk:

 

[Ogrebane]

Witht he disturbing number of new freaky blood flooding thru (and the low age of most of them) I just hope that Marcus has time to build a creche to fit them all in. maybe the old farts lounge needs extending as Im feeling decidedly aged.

Hopefully I can do a pic that doesnt include a new mop boy.

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Happy halloween all!

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Ogrebane
Witht he disturbing number of new freaky blood flooding thru (and the low age of most of them) I just hope that Marcus has time to build a creche to fit them all in. maybe the old farts lounge needs extending as Im feeling decidedly aged.

Hopefully I can do a pic that doesnt include a new mop boy.

I will NOT! change diapers!! :cussing:

and I shall scream if sperm start coming in with \"Keys\":drool::drool:lol

 

[airhead]

naa, it\'d have to be an ovum - I\'m not making a half million keys for a drop of sprerm.

 

[spazzy]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
HELL NO! I have no shame! You should see what Iv\'e got in my pants! lol

Your socks?lol

Matty, congrats on freakdom, but Ms Pony doesn\'t work here, and trying to order her around might not be a good idea...if you want some tea I\'ll get it for you, but first you\'re going to have to clean up fluffy\'s mess. Whoever fed him curry wasn\'t doing you any favors...

Grumb, Bubba looks like he\'s occupied with something, I\'ll grab that beer for ya.