AinuLainour
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Do the new freaks have to be mop boys?
Tales from the Freak Bar
- Thread starter Bubba
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The newest freak is designated as the Mop boy and the one just leaving tends to be designated as Donnas Transportation till Marcus has time to build the new stables. Also the newbs tend to get stuck with baby sitting the Pets.
Just wondered Spazzy with this trend of youngens if your babe becomes a freak when you do. Perhaps you should start an account for him/her.
Just wondered Spazzy with this trend of youngens if your babe becomes a freak when you do. Perhaps you should start an account for him/her.
*Happily strolls in swinging his key round and round after chucking all the mopping gear in the pond*
starts singing *No more mopping for meeeee, because quite simplyyyy, im laaaazzzyyyyyyyy!*
Hi Spazzy, whats the strongest drink you serve? Absinthe? Pint of that then please!
starts singing *No more mopping for meeeee, because quite simplyyyy, im laaaazzzyyyyyyyy!*
Hi Spazzy, whats the strongest drink you serve? Absinthe? Pint of that then please!
Torn blue sky
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Socks? No spazzy, it was infact a \"Sweetie\", but a very good guess! Have a sweetie!
lol Great toon.
Matty1001 is dead to me now. He shall ever be known to me as Hied!
\"It\'s like Sputnik! Spherical, yet pointy in parts...\" lol
lol Great toon.
Matty1001 is dead to me now. He shall ever be known to me as Hied!
\"It\'s like Sputnik! Spherical, yet pointy in parts...\" lol
Yep and spat out all the seeds!Originally posted by steelcult
Clyde ate the pumpkin -
You try digging them out of the wall.
Torn blue sky
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Wasn\'t my pumpkin, just as well he couldn\'t reach the carved chillis...that was my idea!
I thought the Freakbar had gang problems! This looks like a drive-by to me...
No ones seen Wolfie have they???
I thought the Freakbar had gang problems! This looks like a drive-by to me...
No ones seen Wolfie have they???
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
:beer: Spazzy, welcome back, how have you been doing ?
Matty: I am not sitting around staring......it’s called deep mediation with my eyes open ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
oh...you need to check the men’s room.....I heard ominous chanting coming from it, Halloween is over and those Urinal Cults should go home.
Hi Grumb........pull up a “easy chair” and watch the parade of Mop Boys pass by. What! you would deny Red Dawn those sexy heels...for shame
Those were Clyde’s “pumpkin” seeds imbedded in the wall along with the projectile curry stains from Fluffy....damn, and I thought it was a fancy modern mosaic.:wow:
Matty: I am not sitting around staring......it’s called deep mediation with my eyes open ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
oh...you need to check the men’s room.....I heard ominous chanting coming from it, Halloween is over and those Urinal Cults should go home.
Hi Grumb........pull up a “easy chair” and watch the parade of Mop Boys pass by. What! you would deny Red Dawn those sexy heels...for shame
Those were Clyde’s “pumpkin” seeds imbedded in the wall along with the projectile curry stains from Fluffy....damn, and I thought it was a fancy modern mosaic.:wow:
Torn blue sky
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Indeed, I thought the splashes of chilli..erm..red, add a nice post modern twist.
Dali, eat your heart out!
But what is THaT???
Dali, eat your heart out!
But what is THaT???
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
hummmmm
it\'s a beer pixie that didn\'t get out of the way fast enough.we may be in trouble with the Pixie Union :wow:
Went trick or treating as Alfred (see my pic) and come back to this?
Why are there little green ivy\'s coming out of the wall?
And there are a bunch of oompa loompas in the mens room worshiping the pink cakes. They all have swirly hairdos (the oompa loompas, not the cakes) - very disturbing.
Ms. Pony, if you\'d ride the mop boy back in there - don\'t go in yourself.....
Spazzy, please tell me you didn\'t swollow one of those pumpkin seeds?
Mr. Fang, was it you that set the camel on full auto AND removed the safeties?
And what is that smell? Someone please light a cheap cigar to mask that odor. :cussing:
Why are there little green ivy\'s coming out of the wall?
And there are a bunch of oompa loompas in the mens room worshiping the pink cakes.
They all have swirly hairdos (the oompa loompas, not the cakes) - very disturbing.Ms. Pony, if you\'d ride the mop boy back in there - don\'t go in yourself.....
Spazzy, please tell me you didn\'t swollow one of those pumpkin seeds?
Mr. Fang, was it you that set the camel on full auto AND removed the safeties?
And what is that smell? Someone please light a cheap cigar to mask that odor. :cussing:
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
come back to this
:~( sorry Bubba......it\'s been a slooooow day at the Bar........but it will pick up, I promise......OK, all you lazy Freaks get off your duffs and look alive!!!:cussing:
Torn start a conga line :drunk: get them oompa loompas to dance.
Matty help Spazzy with the drink orders
\"cracking whip\":twisted:
:~( sorry Bubba......it\'s been a slooooow day at the Bar........but it will pick up, I promise......OK, all you lazy Freaks get off your duffs and look alive!!!:cussing:
Torn start a conga line :drunk: get them oompa loompas to dance.
Matty help Spazzy with the drink orders
\"cracking whip\":twisted:
@ OB, I think that for this kid to pop out as a freak I\'d have to make 1000 posts during my pregnancy, which I really don\'t see happening. Even so, I don\'t think I\'d want to subject my unborn to some of the warped minds that frequent here... but then again if that kind of thing is hereditary the child may have one already. Would explain why the child seems to be using my internal organs as a speed-bag. BTW, I\'m having my ultrasound on the 4th of December, so then I should be able to accurately refer to the baby as \"he\" or \"she,\" instead of trying so hard to avoid saying \"it.\"
@ Matty, Absinthe may be served here, but not to you young man. You may choose between water, milk, soda, or juice. If you ask nice I might even make you some kool-aid. If you\'re a really good mop boy I\'ll get you a smoothie.
@ Torn, no thanks, I\'ll pass on the sweetie. I\'m not entirely certain what you mean by sweetie, but if it\'s been in your pants, well, enough said.
@ WP, to be honest the time I\'m spending here right now is time spent slacking. I\'ll have an inspector in my office next week, and I should be digging around trying to find deficiencies to fix before he does. Plus I\'m working on a petition for special consideration for admisssion to the local state university. Who would have known that being an idiot teen in high school would still be biting my butt ten years later? The moral for this to all the young ones here is go to class, do your homework, and stay away from drugs and alcohol! Oh, and that your education is currently more important than the opposite gender...
@ Matty, Absinthe may be served here, but not to you young man. You may choose between water, milk, soda, or juice. If you ask nice I might even make you some kool-aid. If you\'re a really good mop boy I\'ll get you a smoothie.
@ Torn, no thanks, I\'ll pass on the sweetie. I\'m not entirely certain what you mean by sweetie, but if it\'s been in your pants, well, enough said.
@ WP, to be honest the time I\'m spending here right now is time spent slacking. I\'ll have an inspector in my office next week, and I should be digging around trying to find deficiencies to fix before he does. Plus I\'m working on a petition for special consideration for admisssion to the local state university. Who would have known that being an idiot teen in high school would still be biting my butt ten years later? The moral for this to all the young ones here is go to class, do your homework, and stay away from drugs and alcohol! Oh, and that your education is currently more important than the opposite gender...
My mistake, Matty, I just found out that you\'re a bit older than I had thought. However, you\'re still not getting a pint of absinthe. Chances are, you\'d end up passed out on the floor, and there\'s no telling what Torn might do to you while you\'re unconscious. I just can\'t hold any responsiblility for the ruining of such a young man.
Torn blue sky
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*Hides in the wings with clippers and toothpaste*
GIVE HIM IT!!! :twisted:
GIVE HIM IT!!! :twisted:
*Strolls in casually, throws indian rugs over all the mess, steps back wipes hands, and admires the handywork*
Well Spazzy if i cant get absinthe, just a pint of Three Barrels please.
*Steps over all the indian throws and takes a seat in the corner, starts doing uni work, only to find out i really cant be buggered, so goes skinny dipping in the pool!*
Well Spazzy if i cant get absinthe, just a pint of Three Barrels please.
*Steps over all the indian throws and takes a seat in the corner, starts doing uni work, only to find out i really cant be buggered, so goes skinny dipping in the pool!*
