Don\'t count on it.
Tales from the Freak Bar
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Don\'t count on it.
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Bubba.... cup of hot tea, please and an extra large box of tissues please. The kidlets are out to slowly kill me, by sneaking a nasty cold virus to me. Have you ever tried to paint..stop, sneeze, blow nose, pick up brush......stop, sneeze, blow nose, pick up brush again..and on and on.
I’ll be bundled up in front of the CD’s fireplace...bright red dripping nose glowing.
I’ll be bundled up in front of the CD’s fireplace...bright red dripping nose glowing.
Donna: Sympathy Extended.
Try Hot Ginger tea with Honey and or Blackcurrant.
If that doesn\'t help try a few shots of Mr Johnathon Daniels Special Cold remedy.
Might not cure the cold but makes you forget it for a bit.
Try Hot Ginger tea with Honey and or Blackcurrant.
If that doesn\'t help try a few shots of Mr Johnathon Daniels Special Cold remedy.
Might not cure the cold but makes you forget it for a bit.
Sorry Ms. Donna, do you know how hard it is to get cinnamon away from Tiddles?
Buttered Rum Toddies
INGREDIENTS (Serves 12)
500 g dark brown sugar
250 g salted butter
5 ml ground nutmeg
5 ml ground cinnamon
5 ml ground cloves
5 ml ground white cardamom
750 ml top-quality dark rum (A standard ``fifth\'\' bottle, 750 ml, will serve 12 or one cold.)
Buttered Rum Toddies
INGREDIENTS (Serves 12)
500 g dark brown sugar
250 g salted butter
5 ml ground nutmeg
5 ml ground cinnamon
5 ml ground cloves
5 ml ground white cardamom
750 ml top-quality dark rum (A standard ``fifth\'\' bottle, 750 ml, will serve 12 or one cold.)
demonherald
New member
now when I just read that I thought you said hot buttered bum.......made me look twice.
2teaspoons Honey
1 teaspoon sugar
shot of rum
drop of blackcurrant
hotwater ..works a treat.
2teaspoons Honey
1 teaspoon sugar
shot of rum
drop of blackcurrant
hotwater ..works a treat.
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
thanks everyone...so if I get the germs drunk, I can sneak away from them lola shot of cold meds and early beddy bye time. :drunk:
Torn blue sky
New member
Donna , you miss the point :no:
You cant\' RUN from the germs, just get pie-eyed and forget they exist. And when they sober up THEY will run from YOU!
Even Germs can\'t abide a hellish hangover lol
You cant\' RUN from the germs, just get pie-eyed and forget they exist. And when they sober up THEY will run from YOU!
Even Germs can\'t abide a hellish hangover lol
Torn blue sky
New member
But aftershock doesnt come in white!
Shots for all! We\'ll dring till it durns white! :beer:
Shots for all! We\'ll dring till it durns white! :beer:
Highbulp Billy
New member
Did someone say free drinks? Must be a good time for my first visit to this esteemed establishment.
Two pints of Pernod and a packet of crisps please :beer:
Two pints of Pernod and a packet of crisps please :beer:
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
:twisted: Kicking door open..........Honey I’m Home!!!
witch...1 cold...0
Ok Bubba, what’s for brunch?... did I miss anything?...any “new mop boys”?:beer:
witch...1 cold...0
Ok Bubba, what’s for brunch?... did I miss anything?...any “new mop boys”?:beer:
Torn blue sky
New member
Billys in training...he\'s sadled up and ready to go
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
:twisted: give me a minute to find my \"special high heels\" with the spurs. I have a feeling Red Dawn borrowed them for the weekend, poor Grumb.
Highbulp Billy
New member
With the speed I post that\'s a lot of training before I even see the mop. Oh well, another pint and I\'m ready for the gymkhana :drunk:
Highbulp Billy
New member
I thought an Indian Throw was a wrestling move??? Anyway, get back to sorting your briefs out young man
