Tales from the Freak Bar

[Highbulp Billy]

Just so long as I\'m not padding then...

A drink for the Texan and a nosebag of oats for me, I think I\'m going to need them later.

 

[Sand Rat]

Dont know if anyone noticed or not but this thread has enough replies to be a Freak on its own.

Damn.

Barkeep - Drinks on Me!


And a Banana Julep for Clyde.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Barkeep, drinks on Lloyd! Cheers big guy :beer:
Ah Billy//you not drinking that? I\'ll just have that then....:drunk:

 

[Highbulp Billy]

you fool, that was my horse linament for later oh well, as long as I still get a good rub down after my ride I\'ll be happy

 

[wiccanpony]

Will the Freak Bar get it’s own key ?

I’m a professional with a curry comb and a linament rub down on those tired legs. Also I blanket ,so me horsey will be all warm and fuzzy for another day. :innocent:

Mixing a good beer in with the warm bran mash.:drunk::lol

 

[spazzy]

So far behind on the drink orders... I\'ll just make a \"bowl\" of grog and put in a touch of green food coloring, that should make SC happy.

Sorry SC, I know that was the 10th, but I was busy preparing for my daughter\'s birthday party on the 11th.

My little princess wanted to have a princess ball for her birthday, so I booked a place, baked and decorated a professional grade cake, got some music together, made up games, got prizes for the kids who won the games, put together finger foods for the kids and adults, made gift bags for all the kids, helped hubby build a playhouse castle for the kids to play in, basically busted my :moon: to make this an awesome birthday party, and I can\'t get the freaking parents to rsvp. :flame: By the way, how tacky is it to bring your kid to the birthday part of a child who\'s parents you don\'t know, and say, \"what time should I be back to get her?\" No, I\'m sorry, I\'d really like to have an adult here with her. Next year, I\'m just going to say, meet us at McDonalds, you\'re buying your kid\'s lunch, I\'ll bring a cake, we\'ll be in the playplace. Everybody had fun, I\'m just glad it\'s over.

I\'ll buy a drink for whoever gives me a good foot rub.

 

[wiccanpony]

Hi Spazzy....come here and sit in this big over stuffed chair..I\'ll give your tooties a rub, heck, I\'ll even paint your toenails. Torn uses candy pink for his. lol lol

Bummer on the troubles with the birthday party, but as long as your daughter is happy. I liked family only birthday parties myself..you don\'t have to be polite, they\'re family and know you warts and all. lol :drunk:

Is Bubba going to give maternity leave with pay. ahmmm what does Bubba pay anyway. ???

 

[spazzy]

No, I just work for tips. Not that I\'ve been tipped, but I don\'t think Bubba\'s ever been paid for his drinks, either.

 

[Sand Rat]

No Problems Spazzy -

Although if you give that camel a green colored drink, I fear for the safety of the Mop Boy -

Especially Green Grog.

 

[Sand Rat]

Hmm, after the day I\'ve had I could use a double -

and in honor of the Sadistic Equine Necrophilia going on in the GW Blisters thread -

Everyone Drink Up - :beer::drunk::drunk:

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Steelcult, I think that\'s being successfully steered off topic - but hey, it\'s Friday afternoon let\'s start the party early :beer: :beer: :beer: :drunk:

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by steelcult
Hmm, after the day I\'ve had I could use a double -

and in honor of the Sadistic Equine Necrophilia going on in the GW Blisters thread -

Everyone Drink Up - :beer::drunk::drunk:

damn! I must be getting better, I caught the funny in under 30 seconds.......my one brain cell is still working fine for a Coffin Dodger.lollollol:drunk:

 

[Sand Rat]

I\'m surprised that I havent had to explain it.

Last time I accused someone of that act I had to go back and explain it two or three times.

And thank god for POETS Day.lol:drunk::beer::drunk:

 

[wiccanpony]

Freak Bar Yanks Thanksgiving Poll

A...Turkey

B...Ham

C...Other

D...Clyde on toast

also a favorite side dish to share:beer:

me: Turkey with wild rice and fruit stuffing

 

[AinuLainour]

Ol\' traditional Turkey. Mmm mm!

 

[wiccanpony]

ooooooohhhh! I see a \"new\" mop boy in the near future:beer:

 

[matty1001]

Thank god for that! Its hard work pushing all the mess into the corners!

 

[noneedforaname]

turducken anyone? plus one of my many alcoholic specialitys

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by matty1001
Thank god for that! Its hard work pushing all the mess into the corners!

But look how festive the place is with all those colorful but lumpy Indian rugs.

 

[AinuLainour]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
ooooooohhhh! I see a \"new\" mop boy in the near future:beer:

Not if I snap it in half!

*snaps mop in half*