Tales from the Freak Bar
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Torn blue sky
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I wouldn\'t mind christmas at all if Santa really WAS a fine lady. And thats pretty high in the \"fine\" stakes!
Warms the cockles of your heart eh?
Jack Daniels on the rocks and a place by the fire!
Ahhhh :beer:
Warms the cockles of your heart eh?
Jack Daniels on the rocks and a place by the fire!
Ahhhh :beer:
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Congratulations Wolf Fang on breaking the 7 barrier!!:bouncy::beer:Highbulp Billy
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Well done Wolf Fang - when it comes to good scores it truly is better to receive than to giveOriginally posted by Wolf Fang
even more beer! another mini made it to 7!!!
Well, I\'ve just completed another trek to Poland - 25 hours by coach this time and my butt sure is numb. Don\'t worry, I\'m not asking for volunteers to rub it better... but maybe as it is Christmas :innocent:
Anyhow, I\'ll take a couple shots of the local wodka to get my legs working then a couple more to stop \'em again!
Torn blue sky
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Wtf are you doing in poland! lol
En-route to meet santa? I always had a sneaky suspicion you were vaguely pixie like...:wow:
Bring me some cool toys to play with!!!
in return i\'ll let you have this bottle of jack Daniels...for the reindeer of course..You get the carrot. :beer:
En-route to meet santa? I always had a sneaky suspicion you were vaguely pixie like...:wow:
Bring me some cool toys to play with!!!
in return i\'ll let you have this bottle of jack Daniels...for the reindeer of course..You get the carrot. :beer:
Highbulp Billy
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Yeah, wife is from Krakow so we tend to spend most Christmases out here. Usually it measn we get some snow but it\'s not looking that way at the moment. This year, I brought the wife and kid out early - partly for her grandfather\'s funeral and partly for boy\'s 1st birthday. I then had to go back to work for a few weeks to pay for the travelling before coming back out for the festivities.
The whole Christmas thing is very different to the traditional British version - especially as instead of Turkey they eat goldfish!!! I\'m also desperately missing the Dr Who Xmas special - hope the damn video works this time.
The whole Christmas thing is very different to the traditional British version - especially as instead of Turkey they eat goldfish!!! I\'m also desperately missing the Dr Who Xmas special - hope the damn video works this time.
Highbulp Billy
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I misread that and thought you said you were on the Left Blonde... Happy Christmas indeed lol
Originally posted by finn17
Same again for everyone who is still standing and a double for Supervike....
lol... was a ta friend\'s christmas eve... his lil brother was SMASHED and still wanted more (we woulndt give him eny tho) was kinna funny.... he was in a whole other world... my friends other brother threw up.... i dont think they were feelin too good christmas morn lol
freakinacage
Well-known member
\'tis the season so i\'ll have a baileys over ice please (it\'s only midday). and serve shaz next, she\'s still waiting for her leffe blonde
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Slipping into Bar... dragging poor burned out body to bar stool..peeking over dark sunglasses.....Bubba.....deep piteous groan, “for the love of mercy” some hot tea, and a morphine chaser. I’m getting to old to party like it was 1999 anymore.Happy New Year and what have I missed?
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Highbulp Billy
New member
The gentleman as ever. I\'ll have a LARGE Zywiec with raspberry juice. I\'m still enduring my Christmas holidays cooped up with the in-laws - just a couple of days to go before my flight to freedom... more beer needed methinks :beer:
