Tales from the Freak Bar

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy

Originally posted by steelcult
I\'ll Drink to That!!

Round for the Bar!

The gentleman as ever. I\'ll have a LARGE Zywiec with raspberry juice. I\'m still enduring my Christmas holidays cooped up with the in-laws - just a couple of days to go before my flight to freedom... more beer needed methinks :beer:

Bubba, don\'t forget the \"morphine chaser\" for Billy... in-laws a whole new meaning to mental pain

if anyone needs me, I\'ll be down in the basement training the mop boys (please disregard any high pitched screams.....nothing, I repeat, nothing is going on.). :twisted::innocent:

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Cheers WiccanPony. It\'s made even harder (ooer) by the fact that they don\'t speak English and I barely speak Polish but it doesn\'t stop them talking at me all the time :no: keep those chasers coming... :drunk:

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Cheers WiccanPony. It\'s made even harder (ooer) by the fact that they don\'t speak English and I barely speak Polish but it doesn\'t stop them talking at me all the time :no: keep those chasers coming... :drunk:

lol so I take it, the in-laws and you play a great deal of international charades. lol:beer:

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Actually, more hide-and-seek but the buggers keep finding me :evil:

 

[DaN]

Freaky deaky

So am I allowed to post in here now...?
Never really bothered to read any of this thread, so I haven\'t a clue what\'s going on...

I just read the last 2 pages and I can\'t say that helped any either! :s lol

Anyway - I\'ll get back to the mopping - looks like SOMEONE had too much eggnog... <sigh>

 

[Bubba]

Mr. DaN,

Welcome to the Freak Bar. This is a place where CMON\'ers can rest their eyes and relax their (whatever part needs relaxing).

As the newest freak, you have been issued a key by Mr. Head and a mop and uniform by Ms. Pony and Mr. Bane would like for you to sit for your official portrait.

The outer area needs mopping the worst as the non-freaks are not allowed into the private washroom. They tend to use the potted plant in the corner, but some of them don\'t have very good aim.

Your other duties include changing litter boxes for the various animals/pets around the bar:
Fluffy is the schoolbus sized dragon out back. He\'s not too bad, but the litterbox is.

Tiddles is the white tiger that likes to swim in the pool.

Clyde is Mr. Cult\'s tranportation (camel).

Killer is the attack hampster that runs around sexually molesting toes.

In addition to the lounge and the private washroom, there is a studio upstairs, a dungeon in the basement (if Ms. Pony asks you down there - run the other way - fast) and the Coffin Dodgers\' room with fireplace and lots of rocker chairs - You\'ll find Mr. Reach and Mr. Head there a lot.

This concludes your tour.

Tips are accepted.

 

[Wolf Fang]

Originally posted by Bubba
Mr. DaN,



Killer is the attack hampster that runs around sexually molesting toes.

 

[Dragonsreach]

OK Start pouring. Drinks are on me!
Sharing the joys of being another year older.:drunk:

 

[wiccanpony]

rushing in, grabbing my drink and getting out of the way before the Freak stampede starts.........ok where’s Vike and his special “birthday cake”

everyone get a party hat and lets sing Happy Birthday!:drunk:

 

[War Griffon]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach
OK Start pouring. Drinks are on me!
Sharing the joys of being another year older.:drunk:

WHAT free beer!!!!!!!!
Wakes up from snooze in rocking chair and wipes sleep from eyes...good job you didn\'t shout Mike they might have heard you outside of the Coffindodgers room

Guinness please and if you have any enthusiasm to get off my butt and paint before TAB catches me I had better have a large glass/barrel of that as well.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Too late Martyn, looks like Donna\'s drawn a bead on you instead.


Incoming!!!

 

[War Griffon]

Surely it is not my turn in the dungeon again already???

 

[Tony Manero]

mike, this is for you!

now drink! :drunk:

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by War Griffon
Surely it is not my turn in the dungeon again already???

:innocent: I had heating and massage features installed on the rack along with a mink comforter and a large screen tv mounted on the ceiling with the remote in the cuffs........so what more do you want from me, hire Margo as torture mistress.:twisted:

 

[War Griffon]

Oh OK Donna with an offer like that I can hardly refuse can I

Everybody fit your ear plugs now...

 

[supervike]

Originally posted by DaN
So am I allowed to post in here now...?
Never really bothered to read any of this thread, so I haven\'t a clue what\'s going on...

I just read the last 2 pages and I can\'t say that helped any either! :s lol

I\'ve been with this thread since the beginning, and I still haven\'t a clue what\'s going on in here.

I just pop in for free drinks....I\'ll take whatever Tony is showing there...that looks great.:beer:

 

[airhead]

Happy Birthday, Mike.

Watch out for fluffy:

 

[DaN]

Ahhh. I see.
It\'s as clear as mud.

Have a beer on me DR as I\'m sure I won\'t have to buy you many more

Can\'t stay and chat = I#ve got to replace the head on this brush - there is something quite caustic over by th pot plant... But don\'t worry - I puy up a sign.

 

[matty1001]

I wouldn\'t worry about sinage to much Dan, Health and Safety tend to stay away from the place ever since one of thier officials went \'missing\' in Donna\'s basement.

 

[Sand Rat]

Something warm to drink please - been raining, sleeting, freezing rain, below freezing and then raining somemore here for the last couple of days.

If I didnt know better I\'d say hell had frozen over for some reason or another