Tales from the Freak Bar

[matty1001]

Well i think il have a pint of JD please. 9 hours designing a mast head for a magazine with the word \'communicate\' really takes it out of you lol

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by matty1001
Well i think il have a pint of JD please. 9 hours designing a mast head for a magazine with the word \'communicate\' really takes it out of you lol

you must be a new graphic design student? dear lord that was boring stuff for me... thats why i prefer to design a mast head for a magazine with the word \"You suck\" instead.

have a pint on me.:beer:

 

[matty1001]

lol i love it, a 2 year Editorial and news media course.

Just sometimes when you spend 15+ hours defining an idea on paper, then getting told to removed all the left side serifs or increase the kerning, over and over can really get to you after a while!

 

[funnymouth]

beer me, before i get stuck with that damned mop....
:beer:

 

[wiccanpony]

:twisted: ooooh!......ahhhhhh!......new MOP BOY

:Congratulations Funnymouth, please accept your mop and get started right away...........”things” are crawling out of the men\'s room and trying to sneak into the ladies room.

 

[supervike]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
...........”things” are crawling out of the men\'s room and trying to sneak into the ladies room.

That was just me...I was a....a....checking to make sure the locks worked.

Yup, they seem to work fine.

Nothing more to see here, move along.

 

[Sand Rat]

Hmm -

Me and Clyde will be over in a corner, trying to figure out how to get him in a footlocker to ship home.

8 Days and a Wake up - damn I\'m short.

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by steelcult
Hmm -

Me and Clyde will be over in a corner, trying to figure out how to get him in a footlocker to ship home.

8 Days and a Wake up - damn I\'m short.

hey steel, i would reccomend cutting off his legs from the knees. it works for my students..... ermmm.. i mean .... *scratches head* nothing... oooh look whats that. *uberdark throws a dart and it sticks into wiccanpony\'s head...again..*

hahahahah.. now you will never find me hiding under the bar stool next to highbulp. hahahahaha.:bouncy:

 

[wiccanpony]

walking by, checking mannequin of me with dart in head......... damn ! that Uberdark!! sitting next to Billy..... “Hi Billy have seen Uberdark? By the way, nice “dog” you have next to your stool.. be sure to have him Neutered” :twisted:

Steelcult.....dress Clyde in military fatigues and claim him as your brother going home for R & R. :drunk:lol

 

[DaN]

YAY!
No more mopping for me.
Mopping no more.

Ixnay on the Opsmay.

Etc

Im bored already. Beer.

 

[wiccanpony]

Just remember..........Mopping builds character

oh and now it’s you turn to abuse the new mop boy :twisted::twisted::twisted:

 

[DaN]

@ Funnymouth - you missed a bit.

 

[funnymouth]

yes ma\'am and sirs, keep the tab open and ill pretend to push the filth around.
btw whats the house drink in this joint? and sweet mercy! what did that come out of!

(i found it behind the ladies toilet)

 

[uberdark]

funny mouth i thinks its a piece of petrified poo

 

[Sand Rat]

Eh - he folds down into the foot locker real nice - and I remembered to cut some airholes in this one.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by funnymouth
yes ma\'am and sirs, keep the tab open and ill pretend to push the filth around.
btw whats the house drink in this joint? and sweet mercy! what did that come out of!

(i found it behind the ladies toilet)

Oh the last mop boy missed it did he? Well I believe Flufy might have been having a BMW moment again. They always upset his stomach.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
walking by, checking mannequin of me with dart in head......... damn ! that Uberdark!! sitting next to Billy..... “Hi Billy have seen Uberdark? By the way, nice “dog” you have next to your stool.. be sure to have him Neutered” :twisted:

Hmmm...

Anyone got a couple of bricks? :twisted:

 

[DaN]

Just thought I\'d show off my Uber-talented nephew (6 yo) who won 2 golds and a silver at our regional inter-club mixed martial arts championships this Sunday

Gold: Sparring (point stop, semi-contact)

Gold: Musical weapons (Bo staff (Even though his choice of music didn\'t work and he had to use a different piece))

And I don\'t know what he got silver for

 

[wiccanpony]

He looks very pleased with himself, DaN.... Congratulations


I like to look at the art on Elfwood and came across this one........... Moobies!!!


http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/art/j/e/jeanbart/minautoress3.jpg.html

 

[DaN]

Err... Got milk?