Tales from the Freak Bar

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uberdark

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hey steel how about a hamburger with lots of grease, fries, and a large jolt cola. welcome back to america... i think you are due back today... am i right.... if so cheers to crappy beer and great hamburgers.

lol
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:D well, we are ready for Steelcult\'s welcome home party.....beer is cooling and the dancing girls are warming up. Someone get the coals going in the big BBQ pit and put fresh napkins on the tables.:beer:

ah..who\'s in charge of getting the band? and the new mop boy needs to make them bathrooms shine!!
 
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Highbulp Billy

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I\'ll change the \"Well, come home!\" banner that we\'ve been using all this time for him.

and @Uberdark, I\'ll have my darts back now please as I need to practice for my next match
 
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Torn blue sky

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w00t! Lloyd finally got home! GRATS!

I have no idea about the current topic, and I\'m way to lazy to check...
So I\'ll simply say


....Pie (works in most situations), Hope you all been behaving! Band of miscreants!...Soon be Billy\'s shot of the mop! I need to be present for the cermonial induction, i\'m adding a big rusty nail to my paddle specially!:beer:
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by Torn blue sky
w00t! Lloyd finally got home! GRATS!

I have no idea about the current topic, and I\'m way to lazy to check...
So I\'ll simply say


....Pie (works in most situations), Hope you all been behaving! Band of miscreants!...Soon be Billy\'s shot of the mop! I need to be present for the cermonial induction, i\'m adding a big rusty nail to my paddle specially!:beer:
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Thought you\'d been barred :p A couple more slow days at work and that mop may well be mine. As for the rusty nail paddle... bring it on, I\'ve had worse (I am a married man after all ;) )
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by Bubba
A round on the house for Mr. Cult\'s (and Clyde\'s) safe return from the land of sand.
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I\'ll take me a pint of something. Another darts win under my belt including my first ever 180 :bouncy::flip::bouncy: I\'m now within challenging distance of the top slot (who just happens to be my manager :twisted: )
\"woo\" and indeed \"hoo\" :drunk:
 
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uberdark

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yeaaaaaa!!!

welcome back steelcult..

i have a present for you.

its a big box of sand!!!! yeaaaaa

wait steel why are you trying to strangle me.. steel put the beer down seriously.... dont thro... it... at.. aaaghh... me....

*uberdark falls down flailing as steelcult laughs meniachally while stuffing sand down his pants.*

seriously welcome home..
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:DTibbles is eyeing Uberdark’s sandy pants...........did Mop Boy forget to clean kitty’s litter box......oh my :eek::eek::eek:
 
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Evil Dave

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Originally posted by steelcult
Round on me -

Back I am and have spent the entire day in bed,


Sleeping. God I hate flying for 22 hrs strait.lol
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Try sitting next to a beast of a woman for 22 hours, who keeps suggesting that you and she go to the bathroom together since it is the last fling she\'ll have before returning to her husband.

Ugh, I need a drink just remembering that.
 
Sand Rat

Sand Rat

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Ummm - no.

Try six hours next to a hyperactive 2 year old in a seat designed for a small European, not a large American.
 
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Highbulp Billy

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I\'m sure it was worth it though to be back home :yes:

Good to see your safe and that you still have time for us now you\'re back and are still just as generous at the bar [quaffs another free beer] :beer:
 
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