Tales from the Freak Bar
- Thread starter Bubba
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Highbulp Billy
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Actually, I do the professional \"quaff\" where most of the beer goes over the people behind me :drunk: unless I haven\'t shaved for a while then I\'ll do the beard-soak just for the sake of tradition.
uberdark walks in with a leotard on made of leopard print.... he walks over to the tv/vcr turns off the football and puts in the richard simmons broadway sweat and begins aerobicizing his little hiney off.
round of sweat soaked geek beer on me guys.
lollollol
the sad fact is i actually just worked out to richard simmons but i have managed to lose weight with it.
round of sweat soaked geek beer on me guys.
lollollol
the sad fact is i actually just worked out to richard simmons but i have managed to lose weight with it.
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
laying back on the chase lounge, peeking over sunglasses. taking in the view.................clicking pictures on cellphone to post on the Freak Bar Blog:twisted:funnymouth
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< scrubbing floor >
damn it! why is this freakin floor always so sticky, and it smells gross, like .....old sweat and beer.
damn it! why is this freakin floor always so sticky, and it smells gross, like .....old sweat and beer.
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
\"you missed a spot\"
Torn blue sky
New member
Ewww, this place reeks of stale sweat and old beer, WTF have you done here?!
..and why?!?!?
Whats with the leopard? Is it mating season? Wheres Tiddles?
Why didnt\' someone Tell me there were free beveraes?!
Who\'s that dusty bloke in the corner, and why\'s there a camel outside eating out the flowerboxes?!
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I reserve my right to be completely confused. Blithering like an Idiot is my duty. That will be all...For now..
..and why?!?!?
Whats with the leopard? Is it mating season? Wheres Tiddles?
Why didnt\' someone Tell me there were free beveraes?!
Who\'s that dusty bloke in the corner, and why\'s there a camel outside eating out the flowerboxes?!
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I reserve my right to be completely confused. Blithering like an Idiot is my duty. That will be all...For now..
Highbulp Billy
New member
If you don\'t understand something it means you haven\'t drunk enough yet. It all get\'s much clearer somewhere after the seventh pint :drunk:
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Bubba a big cup of \"hot\" chococlate, pleasesoooo Steelcult, you have been home for a week, have you started on that Honeydo list yet ?
Freak Bar Zoo
so our pets are one large car eating dragon, a whale eating tiger, a flower pot eating camel, a hamster with a toe fetish and Mop Boy.lol
Sand Rat
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Well, you can almost see the living room now.
Course, I have to finish that then dig into the spare bedroom to make it an office/painting room/storage space.
And I\'m waiting on the new TV and bookshelves to show up so I can deal with them.
So, the list just keeps growing.lol
Course, I have to finish that then dig into the spare bedroom to make it an office/painting room/storage space.
And I\'m waiting on the new TV and bookshelves to show up so I can deal with them.
So, the list just keeps growing.lol
War Griffon
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That is only because Donna likes to have them close to hand. I feel almost sorry for the ones she drags off to the dungeon even the pets run for cover when that happens
Originally posted by wiccanpony
soooo Steelcult, you have been home for a week, have you started on that Honeydo list yet ?
Freak Bar Zoo
so our pets are one large car eating dragon, a whale eating tiger, a flower pot eating camel, a hamster with a toe fetish and Mop Boy.lol
ooh dont forget to add miniatures. some day we will all make them our biatches.
lollol
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Prague! damn you two are lucky, I would love to see the museums and visit some archeology sites, especially medieval and roman ones.