Tales from the Freak Bar

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Modderrhu

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Aye, I was supposed to be born a girl. Lucky for the world that didn\'t happen, I cause enough trouble as it is.

And yes, thank-you for reminding me of that ill-learnt fact, spazzy. Tell you what, fetch me a bottle of Spiced Gold and a teat, and I\'ll never, ever bother you again.
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by War Griffon
Lost mop boy!!!

Donna, have you been letting the mop boys stray un supervised again?
I found this one this morning whilst having a quick brouse MOP BOY
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It\'s so flattering that someone made a mini of me lol ...a little too accurate though :]
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

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:cool: LOL....... well I have to let a mop boy escape once in a while, just so the poor things :twisted: think they have some hope for freedom. Of course they are easily captured, I let the previous mob boys hunt them down and harry them back to work. :)

:cry: I’m very sad today, a good and faithful friend has “passed’.. RIP Hobby Paint Shaker knowing your work was well appreciated............... now.............off to order a new one. :D
 
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dauber22

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You know, I\'ve heard that this whole Mop Boy thing is why Einion insists on keeping his post count at 999 lol

And should we even ask how your \"paint vibrator\" got broken, WP. :redface::p
 
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Modderrhu

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I\'ve no idea what you\'ve got in mind, spazzy, but; I think that Donna is probably talking about the sort of paint vibrator that you plug into the national grid.
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by Modderrhu
I\'ve no idea what you\'ve got in mind, spazzy, but; I think that Donna is probably talking about the sort of paint vibrator that you plug into the national grid.
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Somehow I don\'t think that changes anything where WP\'s involved ;)
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by Modderrhu
Is that a cable I see growing out of your arse, Mop Boy? :D
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No, I\'m just pleased to see you :D

Actually Miss Pony said she has a device that would help me clean this bar much quicker but for all the good it did I may as well stick it up my ...oh, I see :redface:
 
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uberdark

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what we need is a vibrator with a broom attached to it. yeah now thats the ticket. oh mop boy!!!! come over here. wp has something for you.
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

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:beer: ahhhh you people are making me blush :redface:............ wait ???...... reality check :eek: ...............sorry just a “hot flash”, damn menopause!!! :cussing::cussing::p
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by wiccanpony
:beer: ahhhh you people are making me blush :redface:............ wait ???...... reality check :eek: ...............sorry just a “hot flash”, damn menopause!!! :cussing::cussing::p
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Personally, I blame global warming hehe :twisted:
 
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matty1001

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Well i fell asleep for about 20mins earlier and whilst sleeping I must have bitten my tounge, now its got a really wierd feeling. So Bubba, anything that will numb my entire mouth!

O and I picked up some Absinth when I was in Prague the other week, they must water it down or something here because damn that stuff is strong! Knocks your breath away the Czech stuff does!
 
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uberdark

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Originally posted by matty1001
Well i fell asleep for about 20mins earlier and whilst sleeping I must have bitten my tounge, now its got a really wierd feeling. So Bubba, anything that will numb my entire mouth!

O and I picked up some Absinth when I was in Prague the other week, they must water it down or something here because damn that stuff is strong! Knocks your breath away the Czech stuff does!
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your tongue? riighttt.... you sure thats what you bit on and not something else that might rhyme with bob.
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:drool: the weekend is coming! the weekend is coming! the weekend is coming! the weekend is coming! the weekend is coming! the weekend is coming! the weekend is coming! the weekend is coming! :drool: as you can see I\'m in need of liquid comfort:beer: Bubba!! keep them coming until I fall off my bar stool...........teens can\'t live with them, can\'t sell them:twisted::cussing:
 
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matty1001

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Originally posted by uberdark
Originally posted by matty1001
Well i fell asleep for about 20mins earlier and whilst sleeping I must have bitten my tounge, now its got a really wierd feeling. So Bubba, anything that will numb my entire mouth!

O and I picked up some Absinth when I was in Prague the other week, they must water it down or something here because damn that stuff is strong! Knocks your breath away the Czech stuff does!
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your tongue? riighttt.... you sure thats what you bit on and not something else that might rhyme with bob.
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Well, thats a bit strange to say the least ???
 
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