Tales from the Freak Bar

[matty1001]

lol Urgh!

 

[hakoMike]

Originally posted by Modderrhu
Heh, much what I was thinking. Now, how about matty planting his own short \'n\' curlies there right next to her\'s. She might be a little more considerate if she gets all grossed out.

Or he could receive his first restraining order!

 

[wiccanpony]

:beer: Bubba let\'s have \"hair of the dog\"......with a lemon twist. :beer:


Come on people let\'s sing... just like we did in summer camp!! one..two..three


She asks me why
I\'m just a hairy guy
I\'m hairy noon and night
Hair that\'s a fright
I\'m hairy high and low
Don\'t ask me why
Don\'t know
It\'s not for lack of break
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain\'t no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair\'s too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself

They\'ll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don\'t my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

ok, you brats so I\'m showing my age....back off or I\'ll sic my seeing eye dog on ya :twisted:

 

[supervike]

As much as many seem to love this thread....do you have trouble opening it?

It seems like everytime I click on it, it either times out, or takes an age to open.

Is it time to have TALES OF THE FREAK BAR, PART DEUCE?

 

[Sand Rat]

Oh please sir, can we have one more page?

 

[Bubba]

Actually, today it seems to be working. All of the threads had that problem yesterday.


I was actually hoping we could get a page for each year of my life (100 pages). That would be such a cool thread to archive.

 

[supervike]

Well...even when I pulled it up now it took forever.....

but since I\'m the only one complaining, it\'s no skin off my teeth.





(supervike has spoken!)

 

[Torn blue sky]

(And TBS agrees)

(for once)

Archive THAT! lol

Erm..I\'ll just pretend I missed the convo about hair But what in (Insert Diety here) name is that song?

I kan \'ere moosik! I feel uh song komin on!
May have something to do with this new caffine loaded consumable from Coca-cola I been drinking all morning....Ohhhh yeah!

 

[Sand Rat]

Its \"Hair\" - from the musical of the same name about hippies.

Musical theater in the Sixties was really looking for things to do that were new and different.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by steelcult
Its \"Hair\" - from the musical of the same name about hippies.

Musical theater in the Sixties was really looking for things to do that were new and different.

And Radical & Threatening..
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But boy is that dated now.
(and Yes I did recognise it straight away)

 

[Sand Rat]

Hmm - dont know that I\'d say singing about hair and protesting the war by wearing long hair was that radical -

But I guess it could be.

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by supervike
Well...even when I pulled it up now it took forever.....

but since I\'m the only one complaining, it\'s no skin off my teeth.





(supervike has spoken!)

and so shall it be .....let me get my magic wand out.

I know this thread is getting to be a monster to load and read. Please forgive me Bubba for starting \"Tales from the Freak Bar-2\"

 

[uberdark]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO !!!!!!

I REFUSE TO LEAVE..........

*crickets chirping and tumbleweeds blow by uber as he looks at his dry beer mug*

*sniffs*

umm guys?

 

[Sand Rat]

Right - move along here - nothing to see

 

[supervike]

So should I lock the doors?

I didn\'t mean to get us shut down here...but it does take a while to open this thread....


I\'m asking....Should I lock it up or what?

 

[Modderrhu]

Lock it up, vike, with chains and padlocks. Board the windows. Sprinkle holy water in the basement, and fill it with concrete. We could torch the place too...

 

[Avelorn]

Farewell old fella\'

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Well, we made the 80 pages at least. Just remember to double check the basement before locking up - I think there are still a couple of missing former mopboys cahined to the walls down there.

 

[Ritual]

Originally posted by Modderrhu
Lock it up, vike, with chains and padlocks. Board the windows. Sprinkle holy water in the basement, and fill it with concrete. We could torch the place too...

You think that is enough?

 

[Avelorn]

I think we have to split it up in 6 pieces and bury it in the shape of a pentagram with the basement in the middle.