the apple and the finger

[funnymouth]

Thieves snag iPad from buyer, yank a finger off while they're at it

strange news from the local mall.
thats a few felony warrants for a $500 ipad.

 

[Dedwrekka]

Apple is the tool of the devil, only fitting it starts taking blood sacrifices.

 

[IdofEntity]

Just like them darned kids deserve to be caned for that Rock & Roll! *waves cane*

Sorry, felt nostalgiac.