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Necroghast

Necroghast

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The female main character of this novel walks with “a natural haughtiness…her doe’s gait making her seem immune to gravity.” The male main character complains that “love is the only thing that interests me” to his uncle, who replies “The trouble is that without river navigation, there is no love,” which the man discovers for himself at the end of the novel on a fateful riverboat voyage after waiting fifty-one years, nine months, and four days, at the end of which Jeremiah Saint-Amour’s suicide and a parrot-catching attempt result in the death of Dr. Juvenal Urbino, allowing Florentino Ariza to resume his courtship of his widow, Fermina Daza, culminating in the riverboat voyage where they ask the captain to raise a flag indicating the titular disease. Name this novel by Gabriel García Márquez.
 
darklord

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Will I have over 1000 posts within the month of november?
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why didn\'t most hippies wear deodorant?
mainly due to the fact most deoderants were/are tested on animals. organi versions not tested on animals are available.
some dont wear it as it wastes valuable hash money
 
Necroghast

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Originally posted by darklord
love in the time of cholera
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You must have realized that I copied that directly from an NAQ questions packet from a Harvard tournament. Either that or you know obscure facts.
 
Shawn R. L.

Shawn R. L.

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Originally posted by darklord
why didn\'t most hippies wear deodorant?
mainly due to the fact most deoderants were/are tested on animals. organi versions not tested on animals are available.
some dont wear it as it wastes valuable hash money
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What do Deadheads say when the dope runs out??......\"Hey man, this music sux?!!\"
 
waghorn41

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Originally posted by darklord
You are fighting the mini, you must be one with the mini. To cahieve painting zen you must accept that brushlicking is good and that a truley great mini can only be painted when you are in harmony with the universe itself.
So you need to go buy some robes, shave your head and eat a full pot of graveyeard earth while humming the tune of Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
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Aaaaah Lynyrd Skynyrd - that brings back memories.

As for the graveyard earth, I went to the pharmacy for the spice - well we all know the best stuff is kept locked up out the back - and asked for some really good spice, the kind man went and got this old red dust covered bottle with strange white signs on. He said it was some of the best \'old\' spice. Anyhows I bought it and to be truth the first few sips were a bit sharp but after that it got better. Trouble is it\'s left a strange tatste in my mouth so, question. Will the earth get rid of it? And how do I convince the neighbours I had nothing to do with the disappearance of their cat, I know I did but I have to convince them otherwise.
 
Necroghast

Necroghast

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Originally posted by Shawn R. L.
Originally posted by darklord
why didn\'t most hippies wear deodorant?
mainly due to the fact most deoderants were/are tested on animals. organi versions not tested on animals are available.
some dont wear it as it wastes valuable hash money
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What do Deadheads say when the dope runs out??......\"Hey man, this music sux?!!\"
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Definitely.
 
redarmy27

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Amber Inc. hires you as an analyst to calculate is Weighted Average Cost of Capital. Amber has $5 million face value of bonds outstanding that currently trade at 92% face value yielding 7.25%. Amber has 100,000 shares of preferred stock outstanding that are worth $10.50 a share in the market now and pay a fixed annual dividend of $1.00 per share. Amber’s common stock is currently valued at $27 per share and there are 150,000 stocks outstanding. The common stock currently pays a dividend of $.20 per quarter and dividends are expected to grow 12.25% compound over the foreseeable future. Amber’s marginal income tax rate is 35%. What is Amber Inc.’s Weighted Average Cost of Capital, dear sir?

You get this and you\'ll get a star on your heavenly crown :D
 
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