The \"awkward\" thread
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Ok classical embarrasing moment: (probably repeating this)
Macdonalds in Northumberland Street Newcastle (1980\'s).
Four of us decide to go in for a MAC attack, after visiting a few Guitar/music shops. John, Paul, his then GF Karen and me.
We all proceed to get Big Mac, fries, shake ... The whole shebang.
Takes it upstairs and sits down in busy \"resteraunt\" were we sit shlurping milk shake, bites of Mystery meat and fries.
Comes the point where we all finish and I end up with the trays and rubbish to clear.
Being me I picks up Trays, Cartons etc, scrapes into rubbish bin and casually proceeds to release trays onto top of pile of other trays. About 10-12 in total.
Only.
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.
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the whole pile of trays decide that the laws of intertia no longer apply and promptly relocate off top of Bin/Tray stack and deposit themselves en-masse on the top of a young girls head.
Cue immediate silence as now completly full dining area witness resultant impact and Lettuce, Tomato, Meat and bun are redistributed over face, up nostrils and over front of hair of said young girl.
Me very red in face....
Friends, Nowhere to be seen.
Priceless.
lol
Macdonalds in Northumberland Street Newcastle (1980\'s).
Four of us decide to go in for a MAC attack, after visiting a few Guitar/music shops. John, Paul, his then GF Karen and me.
We all proceed to get Big Mac, fries, shake ... The whole shebang.
Takes it upstairs and sits down in busy \"resteraunt\" were we sit shlurping milk shake, bites of Mystery meat and fries.
Comes the point where we all finish and I end up with the trays and rubbish to clear.
Being me I picks up Trays, Cartons etc, scrapes into rubbish bin and casually proceeds to release trays onto top of pile of other trays. About 10-12 in total.
Only.
.
.
.
the whole pile of trays decide that the laws of intertia no longer apply and promptly relocate off top of Bin/Tray stack and deposit themselves en-masse on the top of a young girls head.
Cue immediate silence as now completly full dining area witness resultant impact and Lettuce, Tomato, Meat and bun are redistributed over face, up nostrils and over front of hair of said young girl.
Me very red in face....
Friends, Nowhere to be seen.
Priceless.
lolThis thread made me spurt dandelion and burdock out of my nose :bouncy:
Love the eupamisems (or how ever you spell thay bloody word) reverend lol
My most embarrasing moment happened a few weeks ago. My and my friends were in the social area cafeteria having dinner, you know, taking a break between lessons. I have a bite of chips and start choking. I manage to swallow the entire thing but for a laugh I keep coughing and spluttering. I do the entire Chestburster scene from Alien, complete with my jumping on the table and thrashing arround. I even covered my hand with ketchup and burst it out of my unbuttoned shirt. After reenacting the pivitol moment I stand up and return to my seat. Only to notice that there is a security camera permanently facing our table...
And then there was the time my mate Sean, for a laugh decided to snort some pepper from the shaker. It almost crippeled him lol
Love the eupamisems (or how ever you spell thay bloody word) reverend lol
My most embarrasing moment happened a few weeks ago. My and my friends were in the social area cafeteria having dinner, you know, taking a break between lessons. I have a bite of chips and start choking. I manage to swallow the entire thing but for a laugh I keep coughing and spluttering. I do the entire Chestburster scene from Alien, complete with my jumping on the table and thrashing arround. I even covered my hand with ketchup and burst it out of my unbuttoned shirt. After reenacting the pivitol moment I stand up and return to my seat. Only to notice that there is a security camera permanently facing our table...
And then there was the time my mate Sean, for a laugh decided to snort some pepper from the shaker. It almost crippeled him lol
Shawn R. L.
New member
Whilst strolling down the street of our fair town me\'s begins to get a rather intense itch in a southernly direction. Being the discreet fellow I am, I look ahead, right, left, back. Great! No one is about. I shove my hand WAY down my pants to get at said discomfort and a fair young lass comes right around the corner in front of me. I dont remember what happened next.
Infidel Castro
New member
My God, there ain\'t much confessing a-doing here! Let the cats out of the bulging sack of shame!
I was convinced for many years that the condom was worn on the index and middle fingers because my Mam switched off a programme about contraceptives at the vital moment. I was the laughing-stock of the street!
I was convinced for many years that the condom was worn on the index and middle fingers because my Mam switched off a programme about contraceptives at the vital moment. I was the laughing-stock of the street!
Infidel Castro
New member
My life has been largely a matter of trial and error. Then some more error. Hehe!
freakinacage
Well-known member
my life is plagued by MANY awkward moments. most not interesting enough to talk about but when you add them up....
as jimmy carr once said:
\'it\'s got to the stage when i\'d rather see a pregnant woman standing that a fat girl sitting down crying\'
lol
as jimmy carr once said:
\'it\'s got to the stage when i\'d rather see a pregnant woman standing that a fat girl sitting down crying\'
lol
Basic training in the US army, four o\'clock in the morning after have walked a two hour fire guard beat during the night. My eyes were blurry, my brain fuzzy.
This particular day my company was to be inspected by the brigade colonel, a figure nigh equal with the Lord for new recruits such as us. The drill sargeant ( a short, mean bastard) had just instructed us:
\"When the colonel stops in front of you, SNAP to attention, SNAP your salute and state,\"SIR, PRIVATE SO-AND-SO REPORTS!\"
The so-and-so phrase was, of course, to be replaced by the individual soldier with his name.
Our squad leader took the roll of colonel as we practiced our snap-to-attentions, our snap-salutes and shouting our names. When he got to me, my fuzzy and sleepybrain snapped my fatigued both to attention, forced a salute and shouted out my mouth, \"SIR;PRIVATE SO-AND-SO REPORTS!\" As soon as it came out, I woke up and knew I was meat.
Result: 200 pushups, 2 weeks of nightly fire guard and, worst of all, the name Private So-And-So stuck to me the rest of basic training.
:duh:lollol
This particular day my company was to be inspected by the brigade colonel, a figure nigh equal with the Lord for new recruits such as us. The drill sargeant ( a short, mean bastard) had just instructed us:
\"When the colonel stops in front of you, SNAP to attention, SNAP your salute and state,\"SIR, PRIVATE SO-AND-SO REPORTS!\"
The so-and-so phrase was, of course, to be replaced by the individual soldier with his name.
Our squad leader took the roll of colonel as we practiced our snap-to-attentions, our snap-salutes and shouting our names. When he got to me, my fuzzy and sleepybrain snapped my fatigued both to attention, forced a salute and shouted out my mouth, \"SIR;PRIVATE SO-AND-SO REPORTS!\" As soon as it came out, I woke up and knew I was meat.
Result: 200 pushups, 2 weeks of nightly fire guard and, worst of all, the name Private So-And-So stuck to me the rest of basic training.
:duh:lollol
I\'d say that my most embarassing moment is built right into the word embarassment.... em-bare-ass-ment... I went tubing through a river with my class in HighSchool. During the course of this journey I was just letting myself slip through the tube when all of a sudden I hit my bum on a rigid rock that was jutting up. Little did I know, this rigid rock ripped a HUGE hole in the backside of my swimming suit. Here\'s where it gets extremely embarassing.... After going tubing we went to a water park that was packed by my entire 700 student High School class. I didn\'t find out about this gaping hole in my swimming suit until about an hour into the time of being at the packed water park. On top of that this trip conveniently was a light packing trip and nobody had towels... So I had to attempt to hold my suit together for the rest of the day. Oh... Not to mention the fact that after going to the water park we all went over to dairy queen. Try eating a cone of ice cream while holding together your swimming suit. It\'s not pretty.
vincegamer
Active member
Wow, makes me glad I\'ve never done anything the least bit embarrassing.
funnymouth
Active member
lets see....i dont know you all very well, so i\'ll keep it mild.
me and my housmates were having a party a few years back and \"the hot girl\" i lusted after at the time was there. we were playing a pool touney, i won a few games and advanced, i was being all smooth - she was getting my A game. we were hanging out in my room with a few of my other friends, shooting the poop between games, when she complained about needing to open her beer (it was a \"pop top\") - my moment had come! i gave her my suavest \"sure, ill open that for you, baby.\" and i proceded to pop open the cap on the brew with a lighter (a new skill, at the time). i was super cool too, up until the moment where i shot myself in the eye with the cap. it was bad. i fell on the ground writhing in pain and my friends busted up in laugher. killed my chances and i had to play out the rest of the tourney/party with a fat black eye.
me and my housmates were having a party a few years back and \"the hot girl\" i lusted after at the time was there. we were playing a pool touney, i won a few games and advanced, i was being all smooth - she was getting my A game. we were hanging out in my room with a few of my other friends, shooting the poop between games, when she complained about needing to open her beer (it was a \"pop top\") - my moment had come! i gave her my suavest \"sure, ill open that for you, baby.\" and i proceded to pop open the cap on the brew with a lighter (a new skill, at the time). i was super cool too, up until the moment where i shot myself in the eye with the cap. it was bad. i fell on the ground writhing in pain and my friends busted up in laugher. killed my chances and i had to play out the rest of the tourney/party with a fat black eye.
Infidel Castro
New member
So the wrong eye saw action lol
Sorry...
Sorry...
Legacy Account
Active member
Oh, there was a rather embarrassing \'wet-fart\' moment at college once after a night on the ale followed by a VERY dubious quality kebab.
Thankfully my arsecheeks seem to be made of iron and can be used as a clamp, so no soilage occured. The resulting waddle to the bog was, however, mildly embarrassing...
I had a drunken \'wrong hole\' moment very early on in my sexual career. To use Rev\'s analogy, the passengers got off at the wrong station. St Pancras.:duh:
Thankfully my arsecheeks seem to be made of iron and can be used as a clamp, so no soilage occured. The resulting waddle to the bog was, however, mildly embarrassing...
I had a drunken \'wrong hole\' moment very early on in my sexual career. To use Rev\'s analogy, the passengers got off at the wrong station. St Pancras.:duh:
Infidel Castro
New member
Don\'t they call that \'taking the Bakerloo line\'? My mate lives in London, and the Bakerloo line is the brown one of the underground map lol
Local slang for the accidental slip Space made :wow:
Have you made any \'planned\' visits to St Pancras since? :]
Local slang for the accidental slip Space made :wow:
Have you made any \'planned\' visits to St Pancras since? :]
james sequeira
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lollollollollollollol
