The bastards! I wept with shame...

Infidel Castro

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This video:

http://www.carmex-kiss.de/index.php?meintanz=361256323744

My friends did it to celebrate finishing bottom of the fantasy football league we do :(
 

Infidel Castro

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I\'ve always been a good mover. I\'ve moved 10 times in the last ten years! I can\'t dance though. And my legs are perhaps nice but in the masculine/cyclist/hairy way, though that\'s only because a workmate told me once. Shocking.

Are we taking about the hairdo on my face or head here by the way?
 

lono

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Shame on you indeed, but at least you got a cool and catchy animation for your troubles. Was there any financial hardship involved?

What Fantasy Footie is it you do? I\'m having my best season ever in the Telegraph\'s. Family and friends league rather than work (cos I don\'t have a workplace) but check out my bad self! My bro is in second too maintaining the glory for the family Griffiths.

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Logan

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Shefford Athletic?

Bottom? Shame on you man. Did you have a Sheff Utd / Charlton / Watford XI?

At least there\'s some kind of glorious failure in actually being rockbottom. Almost less ignominious than being second bottom.

If it\'s any consolation we\'ve just got the final table today for our work\'s fantasy league and I came in third... oh hang on, that doesn\'t help does it? :D
 

lono

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In the Telegraph you have to select 11 players in either a 4-4-2 or 4-3-3 formation, with a £50m budget. You can switch formation and make up to 30 transfers during the competition.

As for points scoring, it\'s reasonably simple, but probably looks complicated to the uninitiated!

All players
+2 pts for appearing in the starting XI
+1 pt for appearing as a substitute

+3 pts for a Key Contribution (playing a significant part in setting up a goal)
+5 pts for scoring a goal (including FA Cup penalty shoot-outs)
+3 pts for being named as the Man-of-the-Match by the Telegraph journalist at the game

-5 pts for missing a penalty (including shoot-outs)
-3 pts for an own goal

-5 pts for being sent off
-2 pts for a booking

Goalkeepers and defenders only
+4 pts for a full match clean sheet
+2 pts for not conceding a goal during a part-appearance
+5 pts for a penalty save (goalkeepers only, including FA Cup penalty shoot-outs)
-1 pt for each goal conceded (not including shoot-outs)

Sorry if I\'m hijacking your thread here Rev. Still, it may deflect some of the shame. lol
 

Infidel Castro

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I dance beautifully, do I not?

I use Fantsy Premier, the official Premership website. I two other accounts hadn\'t been deleted due to non-participation, I would have finished further up the table, but what can you do? On another league I finished halfway up the table, so that was a better overall gauge. I also finished in the 25% overall, so I can\'t be that bad lol. There was talk of a presentatioon on the Cardiff Open Top Tours Bus, but it would likely be a low-key affair. Not sure what I\'d get for coming up in last place :( I blame two inactive weeks and some crazy decisions I made in an effort to be avant garde and look like a genius. It was all too much!
 

uberdark

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reverend,

damn man that is sexy.. i just am weeping with love for .......wait a sec..... no im laughing....yep definitely laughing. lollollol

rock on

uber

p.s. how much for an hour? :D
 
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