Welcome to the site (officially). I have to warn you though, rank is inconsequential here. Has been ever since people realised that no matter how hard they tried to maintain door security, the jr ranks would still find a way to clingfilm the officers mess toilets. Thinking that it's be better to have one all ranks mess and a measure of equilibrium, however, it was found to be the case that the jr ranks were not above clingfilming their own toilets...
That's ok though, we like a bit of puerile behaviour and it keeps people on their toes, more so if they haven't checked said toilets before trying to utilise them...Literally on their toes.
Anyway...there was a point to all this nonesense... What was it again...
Ah yes. Always check for traps. Carry on!
