The Conan Freak Freaks, Welcome Primeval

[airhead]

I came in to the key machine room this morning and it was bouncing around the room. Seems it had ripped a leg off of a table and was attacking the rest of the funature. Took 3 bottles of wine to calm it down. Good thing the secretary had not come in before me. Anyway, after it passed out, it regurgitated a key:

 

[finn17]

Hooray for Kev...

\'Barbaric splendour\' indeed...

1000 posts, and he didn\'t think it too many...

 

[Modderrhu]

1000 drinks, and nobody thought it too many...

An axe to ornament the bar now too? You freeks have all the fun.

 

[supervike]

The Barbarian King!

can we go on a raid now? please please please....

 

[airhead]

no raiding yet, another barbarian is joining the frey.

 

[Primeval]

Thanks for the key, but I won\'t be needing it as I will just use my battering ram. lol

Now, let the celebratory feasting begin! The finest meats and cheeses for all, and a drinking horn of mead! Oh yeah, and I brought along an outfit like Red Sonja\'s for Fizl to wear so we can all see her gorgeous stomach...

Finn, I will invite Conan over to keep Slaine company sometimes

 

[finn17]

That sounds good!

Originally posted by Primeval
Finn, I will invite Conan over to keep Slaine company sometimes

\"What does the bar close?\" \"Whenever those pair say it does\"

We need a Thrud as well now...

 

[freakinacage]

way to go

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Way to go Primeval.

 

[leopardpixie]

HE He you Freak,
**runs away**
*yelling** CONGRATS

 

[Itchy]

Congrats and welcome!
*throws the mop at Primeval and RUNS!*

 

[Sand Rat]

Welcome to the club, there o\' son of Cimmeria.

 

[dauber22]

Sorry for the delay, buit I was out of town for the holiday weekend.

Welcome to the Horde!

 

[tidoco2222]

Welcome primeval but please don\'t get drunk and smash up the bar.

 

[Primeval]

Originally posted by tidoco2222
Welcome primeval but please don\'t get drunk and smash up the bar.

Don\'t worry, I don\'t drink, but I do like the ladies (although my ugliness doesn\'t get me too far ) and will on occasion commandeer the sound system to throw on some death metal!

 

[TAB Studio]

Congrats to you wild man way to go

 

[frenchkid]

weeeeee.
congrats man. Now, how about topless pics to celebrate
* runs away from primeval\'s axe*

 

[Primeval]

Originally posted by frenchkid
weeeeee.
congrats man. Now, how about topless pics to celebrate
* runs away from primeval\'s axe*

Hey, I am probably halfway to my goal of seeing my abs again, so I will post pics then in a shamless effort to get in the next Men of CMON calendar

But I almost forgot - my first order of business upon arrival was to make you put some clothes on- get back here! lol

 

[leopardpixie]

everyone seems to be running away from you... I wonder why???

 

[RedDawn]

Congratulations!!

*gives him big hug before he batters down the Freak Bar door - then runs away!*