The End Times Are Nigh.

[Trevor]

The heavens are aligned, portents abound that tell of a new awakening, the metamorphosis of one of the chosen into a supreme being. The end times are nigh. Prepare yourself for none can tell what will happen now.

Maybe we should get some doors in?



Any minute now...

 

[U4-Welcome]

Allow me to say: huh ? ??????

 

[Trevor]

Of course prophesy isn\'t an exact science so it could take a few minutes more, but mark my words it will happen soon.

Anyway at least it gives you a chance to make a cup of tea, or open a bottle of bubbly...

 

[Trevor]

Toshoy is amsolt a farek...

 

[Chrispy]

O, krap I h8 thsoe fareks! Tsohe fareks dunt no wh@t\'s gud fer dem, and dey all iz dum. :duh:

 

[Trevor]

Yaeh, ttahs rghit! Bcnuh of lseroos. Aslo sehs not gnnoa psot jsut yet, so three wlil be a wiat. Gseus perptohs get it wnrog seemmitos.

 

[Fizl]

You gyus hvae too mcuh tmie on yuor hndas if you can tlak lkie tihs all of the tmie

Sahz

 

[ipaintminis]

goodness, at first i had no clue waht you were talking about! then i caught on.lol

 

[War Griffon]

Talk about tiswting het ndim I dah to read het opst twiec to contto no ot tahw saw happneing

 

[wiccanpony]

holding my breath

now which thread will be receiving the hallowed honor of that most precious of posts? #1000

 

[ipaintminis]

i wonder what shes doing? how she is getting \"psyched\" and prepared for this monumental post!lol

 

[finn17]

Heh....

Originally posted by ipaintminis
i wonder what shes doing? how she is getting \"psyched\" and prepared for this monumental post!lol

You don\'t know her very well do you

 

[ipaintminis]

hehehe, i do...i just hope she remembers her 1000th post!lol

 

[Avicenna]

TooShy hasnt forgotten... She is hidden away in the mountains of Harrogath contemplating her thousandth post under the tutilage of the Lords of the North.

 

[Trevor]

Let me translate the last post for it is written in the ancient language of Oson-Tar, the prophets language and thus undechipherable to those without knowledge of the secret key.

\"mountains of Harragath\" translates as \"Paddy Maguires Tavern\"

\"Contemplating\' translates as \"having a pint\"

The later reference to \"thousandth post\" indicates that this is the downing of many pints over an extended period. Thousand in this case is not necessarily indicative of the actual number, although in this case its entirely possible.

\"Tutilage\" is difficult to translate, and could mean many things, however given the earlier part of the prophecy it is likely that this is possibly an exuberent and energetic activity.

\"Lords of the North\" I fear this could be the infamous kilt wearing Black Guard Soldiers, if so the previous part of the prophecy takes on a truly worrying aspect, as these fearsome warriors are renowned for their mighty weapons and savage ways.

 

[Trevor]

Oh dear, I\'ve finally sucuumbed...

 

[supervike]

tooshy a freak??

I will just go with the old standard, as it works so well, and still holds true...


\"we all though she was a freak all along....this is just a formality\"

lol

 

[laurence]

The beginning of the end of the beginning of the end...

Wowses, sounds as if you\'ve just watched \'The Day before last weeend\' or whatever that doomsday flick was called?

Might I suggest you chill back with some nice music and a glass of superb Australian wine. It\'ll cure any glass is half empty rationale.

BHesides, I hope the planet can hold out for at least another century. This will ensure that I\'m able to finish one of my pewter pals.

Take it easy dude...

 

[wiccanpony]

welllllllllllll??????????

tapping foot, checking watch...hey!..I\'m not getting any younger here

 

[tooshy]

*cough*

*looks around* wot\'s going on in here then???