The Man Remote

[Drake Farstrider]

A friends Wife sent this to me thought I would share it with ya\'ll. Made me laugh. lol

 

[Ebonbuddha]

I have seen this before. It doesn\'t work.lol

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Well that\'s a shame.

 

[QuietiManes]

Please post a link for the supplier! Even if it doesnt work for some it may work for me.

/prays

?????????

 

[Ogrebane]

Id be happy if just the MUTE button worked. Of coarse a rewind button so you could go back and NOT say that stupid thing would be good as well.

 

[Shawn R. L.]

Where, how much $???

 

[supervike]

With my luck, it would break down after a day and I\'d have to replace it with one of those crappy UNIVERSAL remotes...


Message my...chips!!! :flame::flame:

Gimme some....children!! wtf?:flame::flame:

 

[Zora]

AND it would be set on close-captioned when mute....

so you wouldn\'t hear her, but the meaning would come across well enough...lol

 

[sniffles]

Darnit!! I thought this was gonna be a remote that works on men! :flame:lol

 

[EricJ]

Come on guys, all you neet to do it treat a woman right and you won\'t need something like this!


HAHAHAHA, okok, I can\'t say that and stay straight faced for long...how do you buy stock in it?

 

[sniffles]

Originally posted by EricJ
Come on guys, all you neet to do it treat a woman right and you won\'t need something like this!


HAHAHAHA, okok, I can\'t say that and stay straight faced for long...how do you buy stock in it?

So your avatar is an image of yourself after a woman gets her hands around your throat?

 

[EricJ]

yeah, pretty much


ok, I think maybe it does need a rewind button for me

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Hmm Rewind might be nice, but I think I might perfer to have the ability to fast forward.

 

[Zora]

Originally posted by sniffles
Darnit!! I thought this was gonna be a remote that works on men! :flame:lol

EVERY remote works on a man!

\"here honey, you just hold THIS (handing him the remote), and I\'m going to go shopping for expensive shoes.\"

8 hours later...

\"Hi honey, I\'m home!\"

(takes the remote, bringing the man back to reality)

\"There, now could you take out the garbage, and back the truck up to the garage so I can unload my shoes?\"

 

[marineboy]

What, Zora, do you and my wife interface or something??!lollol

But seriously, where can a guy get one of these????

 

[sebrushworth]

How incredibly NOT politically correct. I like it! But my wife would kill me if I suggested it. She\'s still angry that I wasn\'t completely against what they did to the women in the stepford wives club... lol

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Originally posted by marineboy
What, Zora, do you and my wife interface or something??!lollol

But seriously, where can a guy get one of these????

I wish I knew MB.

 

[marineboy]

Somebody build this thing quick! There\'s gotta be an electrical engineer around here someplace....and a psychologist...and a witch doctor would come in handy too!lol