The Mancave II

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
??? Tally Ho......... what are we counting the loose wimmens in the cave??


release the Hounds....... oh? ........... we only have three yorkies and a basset hound?? lol
 

Bubba

New member
Originally posted by lizcam
Glad to know they are occupied. We could use them for the mime hunt, though! We need people to beat the bushes and drive out the mimes.

Oh boys! Release the mime! Give him a two hour head strart and the one who bags him gets the striped shirt as a trophy!
Standing by to issue silencers for the mime hunters.

No, Mr. Bunting, they screw on the end of your barrel.
The barrel of your pistol.
Yes, that thing.
Please put the other way. I really did not need to know that it was threaded.
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
??? Tally Ho......... what are we counting the loose wimmens in the cave??


release the Hounds....... oh? ........... we only have three yorkies and a basset hound?? lol

I borrowed and old blind huskey from a friend. He sweet but his nose stops up all the time. Allergies. :(
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Bubba
Originally posted by lizcam
Glad to know they are occupied. We could use them for the mime hunt, though! We need people to beat the bushes and drive out the mimes.

Oh boys! Release the mime! Give him a two hour head strart and the one who bags him gets the striped shirt as a trophy!
Standing by to issue silencers for the mime hunters.

No, Mr. Bunting, they screw on the end of your barrel.
The barrel of your pistol.
Yes, that thing.
Please put the other way. I really did not need to know that it was threaded.

:eek::eek::eek: pictures please ;)

before the mime is released better tie a porkchop to him.. to help that blind husky ;):p
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony


before the mime is released better tie a porkchop to him.. to help that blind husky ;):p

It\'s ok. I soaked his shirt in the scent of female husky in heat. He\'s a show dog (or was) so he\'s not been fixed. He\'ll follow that scent into the depths of hell if you let him. :drool:
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by wiccanpony


before the mime is released better tie a porkchop to him.. to help that blind husky ;):p

It\'s ok. I soaked his shirt in the scent of female husky in heat. He\'s a show dog (or was) so he\'s not been fixed. He\'ll follow that scent into the depths of hell if you let him. :drool:

:eek: gasp! just make sure no one under 18 is in the hunt party..... when that husky catches Pepe we could be liable for the corruption of minors.:redface::redface::redface:
 

Roger Bunting

New member
No, Mr. Bunting, they screw on the end of your barrel.
The barrel of your pistol.
Yes, that thing.
Please put the other way. I really did not need to know that it was threaded.

Oh, it doesn\'t go on my tickling stick then?
 

uberdark

New member
you all seem to be forgetting that their is the anti-mime. he works for the mimes and is hard at work right now ........ be afraid ....be very afraid.
 

Roger Bunting

New member
If you don\'t stop siding with the mime, Uber, I\'ll be forced to arrange for your students to come round to your house at the weekend and evenings.
 

Undave

Flockwit
Evenin\' all. What\'s going on? I just saw Pepe catching a bus to the airport.

Isn\'t the anti-mime just someone who won\'t stop talking?

When do we get to indulge in a bit of bush beating? Meg seemed very enthusiastic about it.... I wonder why?
 

lizcam

New member
<opens the dorr to the closet and gemtly probes Peppe in the ass with a cattle prode to get him moving>

Run, Pepe! If you make it to the Frothers board unharmed you\'re considered free! Run like your life depanded on it!

<Pepe runs wildly, arms windmilling, into the great beyond. Sounds of blind huskey desperate to get out of a crate heard from the parlour>

Ok, boys and girls. 2 hours and then you\'re off! All set?
 

Undave

Flockwit
He probably didn\'t have much luck at the airport. I mean you try miming \"I\'d like a one way business class ticket to Abu Dhabi, aisle seat, non smoking with an in-flight meal please\".
 

lizcam

New member
<opens the huskey crate to have huskey take off at full speed.....directly into a wall. Huskey sits down stunned>

All right boys and girls! Let the hunt begin! Tally ho!

<giggling cheerleaders abourd whimpering virgins take off at full speed.....only to run into a wall and fall into a pile, stunned>

Erm.....okay.....This isn\'t doing as well as I thought it would. I\'ll sort out the girls, you boys GO GET THAT MIME! TALLY.....oh go on and have fun!
 

daemon boy

New member
He probably didn\'t have much luck at the airport. I mean you try miming \"I\'d like a one way business class ticket to Abu Dhabi, aisle seat, non smoking with an in-flight meal please\".

ha ha- smoking- or non smoking (airplane sketch):D
 

Undave

Flockwit
My he\'s a quick little bugger! Hate to tell you this Liz but it looks like he\'s safe. Go and check Frothers lol
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:twisted: Swinging up upon a Nightmare.......summoning forth he The Wild Hunt.....the witch is off..........is it cheating if I replaced the mime’s white face with bacon grease??lollol
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Undave
My he\'s a quick little bugger! Hate to tell you this Liz but it looks like he\'s safe. Go and check Frothers lol

Link me to Frother\'s please, Undave. I just pulled the name of the board out of my.....backside.
 
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