green stuff
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I just thought we needed a thread for those who sold their soul to the CMON forum by posting 666 times :innocent:.
The number of the beast :P
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praetorian0_1
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You realize you can\'t post anymore, yup gotta start a new one now. Devil\'s rules not mine
\"Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
As they start to cry, hands held to the sky
In the night the fires burning bright
The ritual has begun, Satan\'s work is done
666, the Number of the Beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight\"
I say we sacrifice a virgin or two! (No, not me)
Hey, you know, the CMON gods aren\'t that picky.....I\'m sure a simple deflowering would suffice, eh?
Okay, so no deflowering, but I\'m listening to the song right now, in your honour.
As they start to cry, hands held to the sky
In the night the fires burning bright
The ritual has begun, Satan\'s work is done
666, the Number of the Beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight\"
I say we sacrifice a virgin or two! (No, not me)
Hey, you know, the CMON gods aren\'t that picky.....I\'m sure a simple deflowering would suffice, eh?
Okay, so no deflowering, but I\'m listening to the song right now, in your honour.
green stuff
Active member
Hell no lol. My next goal is 6666 posts
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Chrispy
Active member
I once saw this on the Newsgroups:
Take the sentence:
Cute purple dinosaur
Convert all the letters to Roman:
Cvte pvrple dinosavr
Take all the roman numerals out:
CV V L DI V
Then convert back to arabic numbers:
105 5 50 501 5
Add those numbers to get:
666! Barney is the devil!!
lol
Take the sentence:
Cute purple dinosaur
Convert all the letters to Roman:
Cvte pvrple dinosavr
Take all the roman numerals out:
CV V L DI V
Then convert back to arabic numbers:
105 5 50 501 5
Add those numbers to get:
666! Barney is the devil!!
lol
Originally posted by green stuff
My next goal is 6666 posts
Finn\'s not to far from that right now!lollol
The number of the beast reminds me when we first got our daughter home from the hospital after being born.
I was holding her and audibly gasped in front of the whole family. I was staring intently at her scalp and read off the numbers....\"six, six, oh thats a five.....WHEW!!\"
I thought my wife was going to kill me!! lol
Ok, we as posters to the forums have too much time on our hands. I don\'t want to know what the people that took the time to figure that out do. I really don\'t.
(as a former poster to the long-dead newsgroup alt.barney-dinosaur.die.die.die, I\'ve seen that before, and can\'t believe it\'s still floating around).
green stuff
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Do you think he\'ll change his avatar to a demon prince when he gets thereMessage original : supervike
Originally posted by green stuff
My next goal is 6666 posts
Finn\'s not to far from that right now!lollol
?Otherwise, your little angel had a close one
.tidoco2222
Active member
My phone number ends 666 can I include that into the thread.
green stuff
Active member
LOL, over here one of the telephone numbers to get the weather forecast ends in 666 also
.Frustrated Father
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The flames shot up from the ground around the individual sitting near the computer, the screen sitting on the onyx table before him half melted and wavering as shimmering heat distorts the screen briefly before a taloned hand waves in front of it to break it up.
\"You would think we could get decent equipment down here,\" he grumbled, his taloned hand reaching up to scratch briefly at his pointed chin before picking up the coffee mug at his side and drinking from it, his blackened lips puckering for a moment before revealing sharp teeth, \"Water would be nice too ... maybe a bit of ice,\" shaking his horned head he laments his latest position.
\"YOU\'VE GOT MAIL!\" his damned speakers suddenly scream at him, causing him to jump briefly before swatting them off the table. His Master was brilliant in his implimentation of AOHELL but couldn\'t they, just once, have another way of letting him know he had e-mail?!?! Enough to scare the soul of out him.
For a long while he cackles at the thought, thinking that must of been what his Lord and Master must of had in mind, intoning in a deep and mocking voice the same said words. Ah, enough fun, time to see who this one was from.
For a few minutes he read through the long and rambling e-mail, wishing this one would just get to the point, mouthing the words outloud from time to time, \"Frustrated Father .... CMON ...Golden Demon ..\" for a few more minutes the devil slapped his legs in laughter, another brilliant manuever by the Master of Deception! Oh this one was going to be too easy!
\"Schmuck!\" he howls outloud as he copies and pastes in the standard contract, going back over it a moment later to add in the specifics of the offer and the mans name. Clicking the \'send\' button off goes the contract.
\"This job is just too easy ...\"
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Reached my six hundred and sixty sixth post! Bah!
\"You would think we could get decent equipment down here,\" he grumbled, his taloned hand reaching up to scratch briefly at his pointed chin before picking up the coffee mug at his side and drinking from it, his blackened lips puckering for a moment before revealing sharp teeth, \"Water would be nice too ... maybe a bit of ice,\" shaking his horned head he laments his latest position.
\"YOU\'VE GOT MAIL!\" his damned speakers suddenly scream at him, causing him to jump briefly before swatting them off the table. His Master was brilliant in his implimentation of AOHELL but couldn\'t they, just once, have another way of letting him know he had e-mail?!?! Enough to scare the soul of out him.
For a long while he cackles at the thought, thinking that must of been what his Lord and Master must of had in mind, intoning in a deep and mocking voice the same said words. Ah, enough fun, time to see who this one was from.
For a few minutes he read through the long and rambling e-mail, wishing this one would just get to the point, mouthing the words outloud from time to time, \"Frustrated Father .... CMON ...Golden Demon ..\" for a few more minutes the devil slapped his legs in laughter, another brilliant manuever by the Master of Deception! Oh this one was going to be too easy!
\"Schmuck!\" he howls outloud as he copies and pastes in the standard contract, going back over it a moment later to add in the specifics of the offer and the mans name. Clicking the \'send\' button off goes the contract.
\"This job is just too easy ...\"
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Reached my six hundred and sixty sixth post! Bah!
Frustrated Father
New member
Originally posted by Gin1906
Nathan,
I Really like you twisted mind, keep posting the stories, very entertaining!
Gin
PS, Hey when are ya gonna do the Crab thingy guy?
Number of the beast, I have no funny stories, I am the beast!lol
just joking, look at my avatar, I am really a little angel
(laughing) Thanks Gin, glad you liked it. Keeps me entertained as well though I\'m eating up the bandwidth.
As for the crab ... oh I have plans! Matter of fact, it involves a dremel and relistic water which I have to pick up. Hopefully I\'ll hop onto it in the next day or so.
green stuff
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Just reviving this thread to celebrate the jackpot number : 777 .
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