The perfect Christmas gift.
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Roger Bunting
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Oookaaayyyy. Mind you, some of the other things in the list of what else people bought are odd, as well.It\'s the amazon url; but I can\'t help but think it\'s not real. Maybe it\'s just the disbelief.
Ebonbuddha
Active member
Hehehe...
Read the comments at the bottom.
Read the comments at the bottom.
Roger Bunting
New member
lol
I had to check. I opened another tab and put the amzon url in and searched for it. It\'s there.
The company also sells Roswell soil samples. lol
I had to check. I opened another tab and put the amzon url in and searched for it. It\'s there.
The company also sells Roswell soil samples. lol
The also viewed stuff is pretty odd too. Aside from another anal douche...... um anyway aside from that there\'s a JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser / Tank whatever the hell that might be, A fresh whole rabbit a UFO detector and a futurama video... the possibilities....
Are you pondering what I\'m pondering Pinky?
I think so Brain, but where are we going to find a can of Uranium and an anal douche at this time of night?
Are you pondering what I\'m pondering Pinky?
I think so Brain, but where are we going to find a can of Uranium and an anal douche at this time of night?
Wow I too noticed the \"Customers also bought\" selection of anal douches. Raised an eyebrow or two I must say.
Anyway I\'ve seen similar stuff for sale elsewhere, there\'s this guy Bob Lazar in the US who sells chemistry supplies, including dangerous ones. He also made the rounds on those crappy UFO TV specials by claiming to have been fired from Area 51. Needless to say I was rather surprised to see his small business featured on some PBS type science news show.
Anyway he says he\'s gotten in trouble with pretty much all levels of the US law enforcement from time to time by shipping across certain state boundaries improperly. I\'m sure the government is still just pissed because he gave away their alien autopsy secrets or something
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I JUST FIGURED OUT WHY ALIENS ARE ALWAYS SO OBSESSED WITH ANAL PROBES!
Clearly they are increasing the fuel reserves for their nuclear reactors in order to make the trip back to their galaxy far far away. It all makes sense now!
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Anyway I\'ve seen similar stuff for sale elsewhere, there\'s this guy Bob Lazar in the US who sells chemistry supplies, including dangerous ones. He also made the rounds on those crappy UFO TV specials by claiming to have been fired from Area 51. Needless to say I was rather surprised to see his small business featured on some PBS type science news show.
Anyway he says he\'s gotten in trouble with pretty much all levels of the US law enforcement from time to time by shipping across certain state boundaries improperly. I\'m sure the government is still just pissed because he gave away their alien autopsy secrets or something
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I JUST FIGURED OUT WHY ALIENS ARE ALWAYS SO OBSESSED WITH ANAL PROBES!
Clearly they are increasing the fuel reserves for their nuclear reactors in order to make the trip back to their galaxy far far away. It all makes sense now!
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JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
LMAO...WOW!
You really can find anything...ANYTHING...on the internet.
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You really can find anything...ANYTHING...on the internet.
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fieldarchy
New member
Did you guys see the fresh whole rabbit for sale link? Yeah . . . an odd amalgamation of items being advertised there.
Ebonbuddha
Active member
Hehehe..I want uranium for Christmas.
freakinacage
Well-known member
yeah i noticed that. surely with the speed of the uk postal service, it would start to smell by the time it gets to you? or maybe the uranium would keep it fresh!
Roger Bunting
New member
Well, today, along with the anal douches and smallville DVDs there are lots of books on religion, global warming and evolution, including the Complete Idiot\'s Guide to Jesus.
Gilvan Blight
New member
Amusing enough Auction, but what made me laugh out loud (at work mind you, the co-workers still haven\'t turned back around) is this review:
Great product, lousy packaging., November 30, 2007
By Jimbo Jones (Chicago, IL) - See all my reviews
I bought a can of this about 4.5 billion years ago, give or take a few million years, but when I went to use it today I noticed only half of it was still in the can. I swear I put the lid on tight. I\'d give it more stars if it came in a better package.
Great product, lousy packaging., November 30, 2007
By Jimbo Jones (Chicago, IL) - See all my reviews
I bought a can of this about 4.5 billion years ago, give or take a few million years, but when I went to use it today I noticed only half of it was still in the can. I swear I put the lid on tight. I\'d give it more stars if it came in a better package.
Friar
Dorks for Orks
The Picture I get
I can\'t help but picture some wanker doomsday fanatic sitting uncomfortably on their couch in their fishnet speedos making some jimmy rigged nuke engrossed in an episode of smallville while skimmin thru the complete idiots guide to prayer waiting for his rabbit stew to cook up, thinking about how much those anal douchings suck the cult leader keeps giving.
I gotta say that is one of the oddest assortment of products ever assembled. Thanks for a great link
I can\'t help but picture some wanker doomsday fanatic sitting uncomfortably on their couch in their fishnet speedos making some jimmy rigged nuke engrossed in an episode of smallville while skimmin thru the complete idiots guide to prayer waiting for his rabbit stew to cook up, thinking about how much those anal douchings suck the cult leader keeps giving.
I gotta say that is one of the oddest assortment of products ever assembled. Thanks for a great link
freakinacage
Well-known member
hmmm an interesting first post! welcome to the forums, it sounds like you\'ll fit in!
Friar
Dorks for Orks
Thanks for the welcome bud been a lurker for a while now figured it was time to join in the fun. Tho unfortunatly won\'t be gettin time to touch a mini for a while kinda wishin now I had packed up all my modelin shite last I was glad tho I found the box with some of my mini\'s in it (they might be half done and half crud but I wouldn\'t wanna be talkin without havin somethin of myself out there if that makes sense), tho they are far from anything glorious but most are from my early teens. The few I\'ve done since were barely enough to get the rust kicked off.
