The Perfect Gift!

[johnboyjjb]

I don\'t know if anybody has seen this before but my morbid senses were so piqued that I clicked on the link:
The perfect gift

 

[DrEvilmonki]

Ahh toilet humour. Is there any finer form of amusement? I still remember a friend of mine emerging from the loo with a huge grin on his face declaring \"I need a stick!\". Much merriment all round.

 

[freakinacage]

my old man is 60 on sat. i doubt it would get here on time....shame

 

[Brokenblade]

thats funny for so many reasons lol

 

[Sand Rat]

I dont know whats wronger - them for making it, you for posting it, or me for laughing at it.

That is truely disturbing on many many levels

 

[Dragonsreach]

It puts a whole new meaning on the phrase Anally Retentive.

 

[Orchid Noir]

My really twisted side wants them so that I can leave them in the medicine cabinet for snoopy guests to find and have to keep thier game face after seeing.lollollol

 

[Cesar]

\"And as a bonus, by ordering online, we\'ll throw in a Safe-T-Floss™ Retraction Cord. Incredibly useful if your Turd Twister gets stuck somewhere it shouldn\'t be in the first place. \"

I know what you mean Orchid Noir, it\'s times like these that I wish I had a plastic card. lol