the purity test

finn17

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LOL

Originally posted by Mosch
....she\'s been my girlfriend for 3 years now, that means 11% impurity per year and from that I conclue that by 26 I will hit negative purity.
Not unless she keeps pets...:innocent::bouncy:
 

dauber22

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Originally posted by Mosch

IPM... How the heck did you manage 98%? You really have this \"innocent girl\" thing working - I salute you :D

I think it\'s called \"Lying Because Your Parents & YOunger Brother Frequent This Site\". :D;) I\'m sure that if Dedwrekka (DauberSpawn) posted his, he\'d be a shining example fo morality, too. :duh::innocent:;)
 

ipaintminis

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Originally posted by dauber22
Originally posted by Mosch

IPM... How the heck did you manage 98%? You really have this \"innocent girl\" thing working - I salute you :D

I think it\'s called \"Lying Because Your Parents & YOunger Brother Frequent This Site\". :D;) I\'m sure that if Dedwrekka (DauberSpawn) posted his, he\'d be a shining example fo morality, too. :duh::innocent:;)

nope...

i promise.

even if they didnt, i would still be 98%

yup.:innocent: thats me!
 

dauber22

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Originally posted by ipaintminis
nope...

i promise.

even if they didnt, i would still be 98%

yup.:innocent: thats me!

YOu know, I was thinking (always a rare and painful proposition for me) :idea: and I believe you. Between school and posting, when the heck would you have any time ??? I congratulate you and bow to your Moral Superiority. :flip:
 

Mosch

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Orginal gepostet von finn17
Originally posted by Mosch
....she\'s been my girlfriend for 3 years now, that means 11% impurity per year and from that I conclue that by 26 I will hit negative purity.
Not unless she keeps pets...:innocent::bouncy:

I respectfully ask you to not elaborate that further. Because... um... you\'re confusing IPM. Nothing to do with the fact that I just ate at all.


Yargh.
 

MarkusTay

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Okay, the moment you\'ve all been waiting for...

Once again, my name is mentioned in a thread I haven\'t posted in...

But now I know why :(


Here is the result of your ACL 100 Point Purity Test.
You answered \"yes\" to 92 of 100 questions, making you 8.0% sexually pure (92.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 8.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 51%, based on a comparison of your test results with 879613 other submissions for this test.


It looks like I am Becca\'s diametric opposite... :rolleyes:

I took it this afternoon and scored 86% corrupt, but I couldn\'t post the results from work. Since then I\'ve had time to re-think a couple of my answers... \"Well... there was that ONE time...\", you get the drift. It\'s amazing how many funny (and sometimes bad) memories this quiz managed to dreg up.

Thank God for the Homo and Kiddie questions or I would be 100% Satanic!
lol


Now if you\'ll excuse me... I need to talk to a priest...


:flip:
 

Equus

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Guess I\'m not as bad as my last ex thought. :p

Here is the result of your ACL 100 Point Purity Test.
You answered \"yes\" to 55 of 100 questions, making you 45.0% sexually pure (55.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 45.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 30%, based on a comparison of your test results with 879613 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 56.5%.
 

frenchkid

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You answered \"yes\" to 46 of 100 questions, making you 54.0% sexually pure (46.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 54.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 28%, based on a comparison of your test results with 879613 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 56.5%.


You know markus I was checking of the questions wich seemed outragous thinking no way... but I got way way past the number of questions you left out :eek: Now some of those most probably have a funny explanation you want to share with us :] ( so wich one is it !!! sadomasochim, humping a poor girl who passed out .... hummmmm better not go there actually, go talk to the priest :d)
 

finn17

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*cough*

Markus...you sure that\'s right???

Don\'t want another rethink???


Cos, if that score is true....I hope you still respected \'Rover\' in the morninglol
 

No Such Agency

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OK... so let me get this straight... Becca started this thread... but she has the \"least to contribute\"?! No fair.

Not that I\'m one to talk... 50% As I\'ve always suspected, I\'m pretty much dead average.

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MarkusTay

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Originally posted by frenchkid
You know markus I was checking of the questions wich seemed outragous thinking no way... but I got way way past the number of questions you left out :eek: Now some of those most probably have a funny explanation you want to share with us :] ( so wich one is it !!! sadomasochim, humping a poor girl who passed out .... hummmmm better not go there actually, go talk to the priest :d)
Okay, I\'ll tell a little... ;)

the differences between the test I took this afternoon and just a while ago were minor, I remeber I did have one blind date, I did \'smoke\' tobacco briefly (mostly cigars, and a pipe in HS, what a nerd!)

I have NEVER slept with a passed out girl! :mad:
I find that revolting, always have, even before it was illegal (date rape) I have even gotten into fist fights on at least two occasions with friends of mine while protecting girls I hardly knew. Like I said, even a pervert has a line he doesn\'t cross. ;)

I am of the \"I\'ll try anything once\" persuasion. I tried S&M once; I didn\'t mind smacking someone else but I was too much of a wuss when it came to pain myself. Bondage might of been interesting... if my wife and I could just stop laughing long enough to get \'into\' it.

I have been propositioned three times by homosexuals, but have NEVER taken any of them up on their offer (and one was my brother-in-law, how GROSS is that?!).

The hardest one to answer was the question about touching someone pre-pubescent while I myself was post-pubescent...

I was sexually curious at a fairly young age, and started experimenting (playing \'doctor\' and what not) around 9. When I was 13 (just started puberty) I played \"I\'ll show you mine if you show me yours\" with my friends 11 year old sister. We (briefly) touched each others genitalia, and that was it. Unfortunately that means I had to answer \'Yes\' to that question. We were only about a year and a half apart; considering that at the time my wife would have been only eight I don\'t think that was too bad.

I answered No to all other \'kiddie\' questions, and to all other Gay questions as well. I even answered No to the \'tasted semen\' question. A women must brush her teeth AND gargle with mouthwash for AT LEAST ten minutes before I will even consider kissing her again (after certain \'acts\'). If I have no interest in what another man tastes like why the hell would I want to taste myself?! :|~

As to the \'animal\' question... I have to keep you guessing about something. ;)

lol:bouncy::flip:
 

Rhode

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\"You answered \"yes\" to 8 of 100 questions, making you 92.0% sexually pure (8.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 92.0% pure in the sex domain.\"

Pretty nice... I feel so young now compared to the other boys :flame:
 
Not too bad, I guess

You answered \"yes\" to 67 of 100 questions, making you 33.0% sexually pure (67.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 33.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 36%, based on a comparison of your test results with 879613 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 56.5%.
 

Braveheart712

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Originally posted by MarkusTay


Now if you\'ll excuse me... I need to talk to a priest...


:flip:

That probably isn\'t the best thing if your looking to increase your purety judging by the latest criminal activities of certain priests. lollollol
 

finn17

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LOL...

Markus..you are a real star:D

You didn\'t actually have to come on here and explain why you got the score you did...

It\'s been very entertaining...but it definitely wasn\'t necessary:flip:
 

MarkusTay

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Thank You, Finn.

Coming from you thats a real compliment. :D

(Cosidering you ARE the #2 Satanic being around here) ;)

Originally posted by Braveheart712
Originally posted by MarkusTay


Now if you\'ll excuse me... I need to talk to a priest...


:flip:

That probably isn\'t the best thing if your looking to increase your purety judging by the latest criminal activities of certain priests. lollollol
Actually... I was looking for a little \'Nun\' action...

:plol
 

finn17

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What do you mean #2?

Originally posted by MarkusTay
(Cosidering you ARE the #2 Satanic being around here) ;)
Bloody hell pal, if you really scored 92% in that quiz...you are welcome to the #1 title...At least everyone I \'pleasured\' was human, alive, awake, willing, legal and of the opposite sex.:bouncy:

I\'ve always tried to give homosexual dead dogs a wide berth...lol
 
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