the purity test

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Equus

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Originally posted by finn17
I\'ve always tried to give homosexual dead dogs a wide berth...lol
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Especially the dead ones.

Oh gosh...why\'d you even go there? ???lol

EDIT- how about if they\'re on fire?
 
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finn17

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LOL...Don\'t ask me...

Originally posted by Equus
EDIT- how about if they\'re on fire?
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Markus is the guy you want to be talking to....:flip:

I only scored a miserable 86% which means that burning, homosexual dead dogs are completely safe from my lascivious (I love that word) attentions....:D
 
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finn17

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Originally posted by MarkusTay
Don\'t you mean underage homosexual dead dogs?

If so, they\'re only good if they are tied up and were beaten to death... ;)
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I love you and I want to have your babies...
There! That should have taken my score up a bit..but was it worth it???....only time will tell:innocent:
 
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finn17

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Err......probably not....

Originally posted by Equus
So no homopyronecropedo-bestiality for ya finn? lol
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I absolutely refuse to screw anything I can\'t spell:innocent:

Sorry for the double post...:(
 
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Mosch

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Orginal gepostet von MarkusTay
Bondage might of been interesting... if my wife and I could just stop laughing long enough to get \'into\' it.
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Boil the ropes. Makes them smoother on the skin and for some reason they hold better. And I guess \"No\" on the animal question. Do I get a prize? :p
 
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finn17

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Everything/one is called Louise..

Originally posted by Equus
How about if you can\'t spell their name? Or if you don\'t know their name? ;)
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You are new at this aren\'t you???:D

You always call every one your wife\'s name.....For obvious reasons if you think about it.
 
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Sturmhalo

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37% sexually pure and 33% weirdness factor. Is that good? Did I win?

:D

And I ain\'t going to go into details like someone did lol
 
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MarkusTay

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I just thought of something!

Michael Jackson would have answered Yes to exactly the same questions I had answered No to, and vica-versa!

That means MJ would rate 92% pure on this test! :eek:

Ther\'s something wrong with this world if I\'m a sicker bastard then him!:mad:

:rolleyes:lol
 
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Nelson

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42% Corrupt..

...but I\'m working on it!

I\'m sure my girlfriend would be willing to help! Right?

Well, maybe not. :D
 
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leopardpixie

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Here is the result of your ACL 100 Point Purity Test.
You answered \"yes\" to 48 of 100 questions, making you 52.0% sexually pure (48.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 52.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 31%, based on a comparison of your test results with 879613 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 56.5%.
The first submission for this test was received June 16, 1994.
 
Avelorn

Avelorn

Sven Jonsson
I\'m 52% corrupt so it seems or 48% pure. 30% wierd.. hum. I thought I was wierder! Where are all the \"have you ever masturbated and thought about...\" questions?

@DM yeah.. nice figure.
 
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Modderrhu

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Moved from the Owwie Owwie Owwie thread to more suitable hunting grounds...

Originally posted by finn17
I did actually nortice that but thought I would rather believe it was a rear claw. You\'ve got to admire any dog who can get even slightly aroused after being shot between the eyes...I doubt even Markus could manage that;)
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It definitely helps when your brain has slipped south of its brain pan. As evidenced by the results of the purity test, this would help Markus make a meal out of a hamburger patty, provided he held it together with duct tape. :bouncy:
 
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