The return of the illegitimate offspring of Caption It! We have a winner!

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by Amazon warrior

Bloody back seat drivers.

 

[darklord]

Daisy taste for the flesh of human children had landed her in trouble this time

 

[Infidel Castro]

Originally posted by Amazon warrior

[static] \"That\'s one giant leap for cow, one giant leap for cow-kind\" [/static]

 

[darklord]

does my bum look big in this?

 

[hestan101]

just make sure the car doesnt roll, you cant get back up

 

[darklord]

Your the stig?!

 

[Infidel Castro]

\"And therein lies the beauty of the plan....no-one would suspect a cow to be a ram-raider. I tell you, it\'s a flawless plan. We\'re going to be pissed as farts on stolen booze tonight!\"

 

[alextheartist]

Boy racer berty was dissapointed with the headroom in his new souped up little tykes...

 

[Infidel Castro]

\"I\'m confident I can reach freakdom with this car on my head. It\'s a sure-fire winner.\"

 

[darklord]

that farmers son is sooo getting a cow pat on his head for doing this to me

 

[darklord]

there had been doubts about the suitablity of giving babies formula milk derived from cows milk, but no guessed the full risks until the picture was published

 

[BarstoolProphet]

1 - \"Oh, gross! You had the VEAL?\"

2 - \"Ingrid was a Heiffer. She wasn\'t the biggest cow, or the smartest cow... as can be seen here....\"

3 - Surrealism: Some things just can\'t be explained.

4 - \"If you think this is bad, you should see where the kid stuck HIS head!\"

5 - \"At least I don\'t get tipped over every night...\"

 

[Avelorn]

Originally posted by Amazon warrior

- Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next fold. He hissed at you. What did he say?

- He said... \"I can smell your c*nt.\"

- I see. I myself cannot. You use Evian udder cream, and sometimes you wear L\'Air du Temps, but not today...

 

[Springbok]

Nice mini..... does need some shading though

 

[freakinacage]

how do you do the gears?

 

[Avelorn]

- Try to kiss me now, you stupid cow!

- Oh Loretta, you silly heifer! You should have placed it on you delicious rump instead! Prepare to be nuzzled!

- Crap.

 

[hestan101]

- right, so ill go, disguised and deactivate the alarm, and then you lead the raid, undestand?

- uh, yeah, look mate, when i said we should fight back at farmer jones for milking us i was just sort of....

- no, no, we are going to do this. Now, wheres the steering wheel?

 

[johnboyjjb]

In Texas, they starting putting horns on the front of their cars when they\'re young, but this just doesn\'t seem right.

 

[Bigdennis52]

looks like my girlfriend got another car...
ZING

 

[freakinacage]

Originally posted by Avelorn

- Oh Loretta, you silly heifer! You should have placed it on you delicious rump instead! Prepare to be nuzzled!

loretta? really?