The virtual Water Cooler!

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Torn blue sky

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It\'s just occured to me how many people post here out of sheer work boredom. So I present to you the Virtual water cooler! The office monument where all the slackers hang out and discuss \"That bitch from IT\" or \"The guy whos always touching himself\".
I\'m neither the latter or the former FYI...I hope.
Post your tribulations and niffty Bordom killing tricks here! ..I just had to change the water tank, because the bitch from IT told me to F**k off when I asked her and that guy\'s still busy... Maybe he just has really deep pockets and he lost his hands...
 
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Yetie

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Well to get over the bordem at work we (with that i mean me and my faithfull side kick of office tom foolarie) shout taunts at the out of work alcoholic loser trash scum bags that sit on the statue outside all day drinking white cider and geting paid by my government to do it. Apart from that i try and hack through the filter banning me from youtube, have argumnets about the arodynamic propeties of the perfect skiming stone. So in genral i talk alot of boll**** alot of the timelol
 
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Highbulp Billy

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My favourite work pastime used to be hurling paper aeroplanes out of the third floor office window. We also had access to a megaphone so spent an afternoon burping through it. Also indoor golf and cricket in a shared open plan office - oh what larks lol
 
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Yetie

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We are trying to set up a game of cricket on the roof but its not going so well, the security guard is too damn straight laced and not tempted by the bribing goodness of cream cakes!!!!
 
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Torn blue sky

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I\'m currently thinking about wrapping a collegues desk and all the effects upon said desk in newspaper...
She won\'t be back for a bit, but when she does it\'ll be like a little christmas!!!

*Joy*

*Exuberance*
 
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Yetie

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What about the finger prints the FINGER PRINTS..... a bit of a pet hate of mine. Love news papers hate the damn smudgey finger prints that get everywhere. You\'d think that by now we would of invented a news paper that doesnt do it but no we still are stuck in a finger print covered rut of anoyance:mad:
 
lizcam

lizcam

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I\'m tethered to a phone by a headset all day and have to listen to either phone agents bitch about thier calls/systems or customers bitch about thier resrvations. Those in my department are the elite, so we spend our time talking in our own coded language (our boss made it up for just this purpose) mocking the plebs on the floor and making rude hand gestures at the guests on the phone when they whine about how they got to the hotel and the hotel said they couldn\'t get an upgrade.

To stay sane I come to Cmon because the company blocked our access to gaming sites due to viruses, and youtube due to band width constraints. When this goes down I get snippy with peeople and then they start to feed me thinking it will help. All it does is make me fatter.

Speaking of which, you all think girls from California are babes, don\'t you? Boy are you wrong. I swear every fat person in a 100 mile radius works at my center. We have to order chairs every 6 months just to keep up with the damage large butts cause. :eek:

oooohhhhh.......wait.....I\'m not actually at work.....sorry about going off on a rant. You guys didn\'t need to hear that. :(

Every thing is perfect here, all sweetness and light! Thanks for asking!:D
 
Dragon Forge Design

Dragon Forge Design

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Originally posted by Yetie
What about the finger prints the FINGER PRINTS.....
Hey every good prankster should have a few pairs of rubber gloves stashed away for times just like this.

On the other hand I work from home and I need to deal with all my friends who have \"Real\" jobs as they like to call them.. bugging me all day long when they are either bored or avoiding doing their \"real\" jobs because after all..I
\"Must\" have lots of free time on my hands.. :flame:

its a wonder I ever get anything done.
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uberdark

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so umm whats up? not much here *glug glug* sorry we dont have a water cooler at our school.. the school system couldnt pay for a water cooler.

*sighs*
god bless public education, without it we wouldnt have things like ted kazinski and donald trump.

:D
 
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Modderrhu

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Originally posted by lizcam
Speaking of which, you all think girls from California are babes, don\'t you? Boy are you wrong. I swear every fat person in a 100 mile radius works at my center. We have to order chairs every 6 months just to keep up with the damage large butts cause. :eek:
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Lucky for you! I\'ve had the same damn chair for the last 10 years, yep, the last 10 friggin\' years! The damn thing is starting to look more flaky than week-old pizza. But do you think it will break for me? Oh no! Do you think the fabric will wear through, oh bloody no! Arson is the only option left to me. Then, and only then, will the company buy me a new chair. :~( The only thing older than my chair is my computer... but that\'s another story for another time.
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by Modderrhu
Originally posted by lizcam
Speaking of which, you all think girls from California are babes, don\'t you? Boy are you wrong. I swear every fat person in a 100 mile radius works at my center. We have to order chairs every 6 months just to keep up with the damage large butts cause. :eek:
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Lucky for you! I\'ve had the same damn chair for the last 10 years, yep, the last 10 friggin\' years! The damn thing is starting to look more flaky than week-old pizza. But do you think it will break for me? Oh no! Do you think the fabric will wear through, oh bloody no! Arson is the only option left to me. Then, and only then, will the company buy me a new chair. :~( The only thing older than my chair is my computer... but that\'s another story for another time.
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I\'ll send you Tracy. She kills chairs at a rate of 1 a month
 
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matty1001

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Originally posted by lizcam
I\'m bored out of my mind!!!!! Someone give me something to do please!:(
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Do what I am about to do, get about 4 bottles of really cheap plonk (also known as corner shop pish, or anti-freeze) and series 2 (the best) of Only fools and horses, and drink and laugh until you can no longer feel anything below your neck.
 
Sand Rat

Sand Rat

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Originally posted by lizcam
I\'m tethered to a phone by a headset all day
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Same here - only I get to listen to people who are technophobes who have purchased the latest and greatist cell phone try to connect it to their computer.

As for the large person issue - sweet monkee of jebus - I top the scales at over 400 lbs/181 k and I dont go through that many chairs in a year
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Originally posted by lizcam
I\'m bored out of my mind!!!!! Someone give me something to do please!:(
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Blimey, don\'t tempt us... ;)
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Please Billy, please? Don\'t make me beg! (did that get you going? :twisted: )
 
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Swordwind

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Just do what I did during IT lessons at school. Nick someone elses password and logon and change their background to a certain website that I wont be posting the link to.
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by Swordwind
Just do what I did during IT lessons at school. Nick someone elses password and logon and change their background to a certain website that I wont be posting the link to.
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you\'re bad. Very very bad. I love it and have just the person I\'d like to do it to! :cool::cool:
 
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