The virtual Water Cooler!

[Torn blue sky]

AHAHAHA!!! I went one better than that here at work!
Theres a footy team that shares the same name as a site of ill repute, I tell him, \"Hey check this out, I hear it\'s got all the inside info!\"

He actually did it too...dumbass. Anyhow, 3 techies came round saying this dude was checking out Weird shit in the office lol About 2 hrs of closed doors and much laughter we gained an office pervert.
Don\'t feel sorry for him though, he was one of those really lechy snobish assholes, which is funnier! Cuz it made it all the more easier to believe BWAHAHAHA!!!

And yeah, I\'m bored...Since 0600 I been here -.- ..I might tell you about the tools later....

 

[Yetie]

Ive been @ work for an hour in that time ive got on to the forums, ive looked at funny pics of cats and drank coffee. The plan for the day is to make my dad ring me because of bombarding him with funny pics over email. I work hard very hard and deserve the respect of my team members in no way do i slack off, attempt to do as little as possible or sit on the roof in the sunshine get rays

 

[Yetie]

My god they\'ve found me, I\'m being forced to stuff envelopes to people with fancy job titles that mean nothing, nothing i tell you. Cant take much more, must escape the grinding trudgery that is work. I\'m going to atempt to dig 3 tunnels 2 as diversions 1 the real thing, going to dig them over to the railway and steal a train and escape to FREEDOM!!!!!!

 

[Modderrhu]

Originally posted by lizcam
I\'ll send you Tracy. She kills chairs at a rate of 1 a month

Hehehe, do I send the chair down to her, or do we make her climb the stairs?

 

[Yetie]

Think you might have to take a months supply of camping equipment to get her up the stairs by the sounds of things

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Modderrhu

Originally posted by lizcam
I\'ll send you Tracy. She kills chairs at a rate of 1 a month

Hehehe, do I send the chair down to her, or do we make her climb the stairs?

Depends on how you want the stairs to look when your done.

 

[wiccanpony]

hummm....... I’m basically a retired stay at home and of course I don’t have a water cooler.............but I can use a water bottle and pretend the CMON is work. :cussing::cussing::cussing:lollol

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
hummm....... I’m basically a retired stay at home and of course I don’t have a water cooler.............but I can use a water bottle and pretend the CMON is work. :cussing::cussing::cussing:lollol

lollollol

 

[Yetie]

You could do i come to work and still pretend that CMON is work :flip:

 

[lizcam]

(walks into building, sits in chair, plops headset on and plugs tether into phone) <sigh> Another day, another dollar. When\'s my first break?

 

[uberdark]

yep i just worked my two hours for the week. my art lessons to the little youngsters for extra bread.

$100 in two hours not to shabby.

and get this....its mini painting lessons.

haha!!!

i made $50 an hour. woot woot for me.

more minis here i come!!!

 

[Infidel Castro]

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Also indoor golf and cricket in a shared open plan office - oh what larks lol

My spiritual brother! We used to play most of our office cricket at Christmas time when the big bosses had gone away. The Christmas Tree carried lots of baubles that could be swung beautifully once made suitable for bowling. Also there were lots of tubes around the office for drawings etc., so we were set perfectly for some epic battles. The baubles, if hit correctly, would shatter into shards. After Christmas there would be an inquest into the disappearance of said baubles. Great days!

In our new office there\'s a bit of space on the one side of us, so I play a game whereby I push myself away from the desk with just my hands/arms to see how far I travel into the space, leaving markers for personal bests. It\'s a good game, and it\'s all about fine margins.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

We used umbrellas as bats and actually had a foam cricket ball that someone had sent as a promotional item.

As for the golf, we had two putters in the office and used to build crazy golf courses out of office equipment on particularly quiet days.

 

[Infidel Castro]

I want to work for your firm! lol

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by reverend
I want to work for your firm! lol

The golf was when I used to work for the Sue Ryder charity, the cricket was here at the local council. Of course, there\'s also the office darts league [boast]in which I\'m still undefeated[/boast] but that\'s held during our lunch breaks and after work so doesn\'t count as skiving. The practice sessions are a different matter

 

[NerdyOgre254]

if you\'re looking to piss someone off then try www.ytmnd.com and try anything. the website is full of silly songs and stuff.
One time at school we set an entire computer lab to doing a star wars thing. it was \'the duel of fates\' except instead of music it was some saying;
\"Coooorn on the cooooob!\"
over and over...
drove the teacher insane. especially after we locked our computers so she couldn\'t get into them.
But she was a b!tch anyway.

 

[Yetie]

O the days of anoying teachers gone but not forgoten. They were good but feel guilty now that those people were trying to help me and that made their jobs alot harder than they needed to be. Nah its gone now it was funny as hell!!!!!!lol:bouncy:lol

 

[Modderrhu]

Revenge against the IT snobs?
Bring their UNIX mainframe to a grinding halt by writing a programme that includes this line of code;
while (1) fork(); Woohoo!