things to think about. . .

[Grizzix]

why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

if teflon is a non-stick coating how does it stay on the pan?

if our legs were jointed like a birds what would chairs look like?

why did kamikazi pilots wear helmets?

waffle house is open 24 hours a day. why do they have locks on the doors?


these are the things that keep me up at night.???

P.S. what was the name of julios goat on sanford and son?

 

[Legacy Account]

We smoke Parkdrive over here....

 

[vincegamer]

Originally posted by Grizzix
why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

>This was used in George Carlin\'s routine about the English Language. Very funny.
>I know the real answer, but if I tell you it won\'t be funny anymore.

if our legs were jointed like a birds what would chairs look like?

>simple answer, no chairs, birds don\'t use them.
>harder answer, our legs ARE jointed like birds.
>What we think of as their knees are basically our ankles.
>They just walk on their toes.

why did kamikazi pilots wear helmets?

>Because they looked cool.

waffle house is open 24 hours a day. why do they have locks on the doors?

>Well, they didn\'t say WHICH day, did they?

 

[U4-Welcome]

Message original : Grizzix
why did kamikazi pilots wear helmets?

To receive radio instructions ?

 

[TwelveMilesOut]

Originally posted by Grizzix
if teflon is a non-stick coating how does it stay on the pan?

>It doesn\'t. Enjoy your eggs.

waffle house is open 24 hours a day. why do they have locks on the doors?

>Quality. Doors are mass-produced with locks. Doors without locks would actually be more expensive, as they would constitute a special order.

 

[airhead]

The big question is:

Do you have to use a silencer to shoot a mime?

 

[Chrispy]

And if a mime shot another mime, when his rights are read, isn\'t it common sense he has the right to remain silent?

 

[LouisCypher]

And why do the bad guy in every motion picture stops telling the hero all about his plans instead of firing at/stabbing/burning/drop in acid him?

If I were him, i\'d kill the hero without any word! lol

Luca

 

[vincegamer]

Originally posted by LouisCypher
And why do the bad guy in every motion picture stops telling the hero all about his plans instead of firing at/stabbing/burning/drop in acid him?

If I were him, i\'d kill the hero without any word! lol

Luca

Years ago Saturday Night Live did a talk show spoof (Oprah or Donahue or other) where they had a panel of Bond villains discussing their lives of crime. The final question from the host was \"do you have any advice for aspiring evil masterminds?\" the answer around the panel was: \"If you have James Bond captured, I know it would be fun to cut him up with a laser or feed him to your sharks, but just shoot him. Otherwise you\'re just asking him to escape.\"

 

[Warworks]

here\'s some more

Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?

Why do Hot Dogs come in packages of ten, and hot dog buns come in packages of eight?

If a mime is shot in a forest, does anyone care?

 

[Evil Dave]

If you clone yourself and have sex with the clone, is it homosexuality or playing with yourself?

 

[Taer]

Originally posted by Evil Dave
If you clone yourself and have sex with the clone, is it homosexuality or playing with yourself?

My standards are too high to have sex with my clone

 

[U4-Welcome]

Message original : LouisCypher
And why do the bad guy in every motion picture stops telling the hero all about his plans instead of firing at/stabbing/burning/drop in acid him?

If I were him, i\'d kill the hero without any word! lol

Luca

For similar words of wisdom, I direct you to the Evil Overlord list.

 

[Evil Dave]

Originally posted by Taer

Originally posted by Evil Dave
If you clone yourself and have sex with the clone, is it homosexuality or playing with yourself?

My standards are too high to have sex with my clone

Actually, I was thinking of some of our female members, especially after the PYP thread. lollollollollollol

 

[Nelson]

Originally posted by vincegamer

Originally posted by Grizzix
why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

>This was used in George Carlin\'s routine about the English Language. Very funny.
>I know the real answer, but if I tell you it won\'t be funny anymore.

if our legs were jointed like a birds what would chairs look like?

>simple answer, no chairs, birds don\'t use them.
>harder answer, our legs ARE jointed like birds.
>What we think of as their knees are basically our ankles.
>They just walk on their toes.

why did kamikazi pilots wear helmets?

>Because they looked cool.

waffle house is open 24 hours a day. why do they have locks on the doors?

>Well, they didn\'t say WHICH day, did they?

Guys, it kinda ruins the whole thing to actually answer the questions... Think rhetorical, the fun part is thinking up the questions themselves.

@U-4, I love that list...even the rejects of cell blocks A and B are funny. Funny and educational.

 

[ipaintminis]

hehe...i know this one site...ill have to find it. about questions like this

like ...do mute people burplol

 

[ipaintminis]

Do bald people get dandruff?
Can you still say \"Put it where the sun don\'t shine \" on a nude beach?
Are children who act in rated \'R\' movies allowed to see them?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out\"?
Who was the first person to say, \"See that chicken over there ... I\'m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt\"?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?


the website

 

[airhead]

Becca, the guy that was really hungry was the one that said \"see that snail over there, wonder what he tastes like sauteed in butter?\"

the umpires\' locker room at Hanes City has a sign in braile as well.

 

[Evil Dave]

Originally posted by airhead
Becca, the guy that was really hungry was the one that said \"see that snail over there, wonder what he tastes like sauteed in butter?\"

the umpires\' locker room at Hanes City has a sign in braile as well.

Nah, the first guy to eat an oyster...raw.

 

[Chrispy]

Originally posted by Warworks
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
>It\'s the law.
Why do Hot Dogs come in packages of ten, and hot dog buns come in packages of eight?
>Hot dogs used to be sold in bulk, but as that became unsanitary and you had to ask the butcher, they were sold in packs of ten because it was eight, rounded up.