This just cracks me up

finn17

New member
That did look promising....

To begin with.

But there is no way that thing was designed to hold alcohol and anyone who doesn\'t drink alcohol deserves to be unhappy:D
 

Evil Dave

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This sums up my job to a tee.


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darthfoley

Active member
Originally posted by finn17
To begin with.

But there is no way that thing was designed to hold alcohol and anyone who doesn\'t drink alcohol deserves to be unhappy:D

Too true!

I feel sorry for people who don\'t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that\'s as good as they\'re going to feel all day.

lol
 

Chrispy

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My dad bought some \"Bittersweets\" for my Mom (luckily, she laughed) and he got the notepad that says the old adage:\"There are no stupid questions but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.\" :p
 

Tuubje

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Originally posted by darthfoley
Originally posted by finn17
To begin with.

But there is no way that thing was designed to hold alcohol and anyone who doesn\'t drink alcohol deserves to be unhappy:D

Too true!

I feel sorry for people who don\'t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that\'s as good as they\'re going to feel all day.

lol

I don\'t drink, but when I see a drunk making an @ss out of himself, I feel better than I did that morning :p
 

barkel

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morning people

I don\'t drink either. But I also don\'t sleep, which makes waking up veeeeeery difficult.

I\'d like to sleep, but then the pink monkeys will come. They will come and drag my soul to the Soul Eater. And he will eat my soul. So I cannot sleep.

I could use a drink. Boy could I use a drink right now.

barkel
 

barkel

New member
well, mostly pink

They are pink when they\'re angry. And they\'re always angry.

@Tuubje: I like your sig. I think that is probably the only smart thing I have said in all my 300 years. Why, just the other day I was in 2036 talking with John Titor. I was explaining some of his errors on the subtleties of time travel and quantum physics when he looked at me with that familiarity that only time travelers can share and he said, \"go to hell.\"

So as you can see....well, there it is.

barkel
 
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