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Try working out who you haven\'t pissed offf. At least you\'ll be able to eliminate them from your enquiriesOriginally posted by reverend
....who have I pissed off now ???
Originally posted by blackfly
Anarchists, being control freaks, passed a law today that says olive oil must contain at least 50% other ingredients. As I use olive oil for my calculating engine, I scoffed at this and lit my pipe with a plastic bag. Fools! They know not what they do. I plan on sending a strongly worded letter to Phyllis Diller and Genghis Khan to protest this outrage!
After spending the day musing on the viability of a faith-based cornflake factory, I decided that justice must be served, and did nothing. Sisyphus had no greater task than this. Outside, the buses congregated on my lawn and ate rocks and leaves. I shooed them away with a wooden spoon after one left a baseball card on the steps. Pests.
Nothing is beingness, and levity is strife. They don\'t want you to know the truth, and the truth is In There. Seldom will you see a case so clear-cut as this, and never in the course of human events have so few been so doubted by so few. All is lost, and my parakeet loves misery. He creeps up on me while I sleep and sings nursery rhymes in a baritone falsetto, and it cracked my cast-iron pillow last night. I\'ll have to buy a new one so that I can stay focused on the task at hand, my impending birth.
I\'m just reminiscing about the future, it seems. My family loves me, and it has to stop. Cheese just doesn\'t taste like plaster anymore.
Originally posted by ipaintminis
you know papa. if you had asked me i could have saved you from posting this...because
its been done.
HERE
The same idea was also started months before with the Unjackable thread....