Thread Hijacking!?!?
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provoke_me
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i think it was dreamworks. but yes, i was disapointed. i think i had too high of expectations. either that or being 18 is just too old for it. then again some people say i have the mentality of a 12 year old.
oooo a soda!
oooo a soda!
leopardpixie
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I shall have to agree with the movie. But i did like the retarded dancingLemurs .....We like to move it move it (Phys-e-cali Fit, Phys-e-cali Fit)Originally posted by provoke_me
everyone give me money.
the monkeys are still here and they ate all the ice cream.
monkeys...that reminds me, did anyone see family guy yesterday? with peter entertaining at the white house? teh L-O-L
maddagascar or however you spell it was a disapointing movie.
Not to thread jack or anything...
but some folks were talking about electronics before. Does anyone here do hobby robotics? Because i do, and it\'s just so dang hard to find anyone to talk to about it (everyone thinks you\'re a geek for it)
Oh, and Pixar does rock... and every time i remember to watch a new family guy they some crappy movie on instead of the show. i think the world\'s against me???
but some folks were talking about electronics before. Does anyone here do hobby robotics? Because i do, and it\'s just so dang hard to find anyone to talk to about it (everyone thinks you\'re a geek for it)
Oh, and Pixar does rock... and every time i remember to watch a new family guy they some crappy movie on instead of the show. i think the world\'s against me???
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provoke_me
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for the next few weeks its supposed to be family guy. hurray! im happy. ive had a pysychiatrist tell me if i had kids id probably be like peter. i didnt know id she meant i would be funny or a bad dad. anywho...ive decided when i do have kids, the first date they bring home i will be in a bear or rabbit suit. and act like its the most normal thing in the world. lol
then of course say stupid stuff and get them embarrassed. its what parents do isnt it?
yes...im already planning on how to embarass my kids. i have alot of time to plan more things. and...i mean ALOT! at the rate im going with the ladies...i say...oh about 7 to 10 decades. lol
then of course say stupid stuff and get them embarrassed. its what parents do isnt it?
yes...im already planning on how to embarass my kids. i have alot of time to plan more things. and...i mean ALOT! at the rate im going with the ladies...i say...oh about 7 to 10 decades.
lolDM of Doom
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did someone already say cheese? if so, who taking the photos? If not, where can I get nachos? If not sure, dial 7 to speak to an operator.
Drake Farstrider
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You poor child, you really have not lived until you have had a brain freeze.
Okay, I\'ve decided to give up on English. This is why:
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there\'s no time like the present, it\'s time to present the
present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Let\'s face it: English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant
nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English
muffins weren\'t invented in England or French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren\'t sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find
that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea
pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don\'t fing, grocers don\'t
groce and hammers don\'t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn\'t
the plural of booth, beeth? One goose; 2 geese. So one moose; 2 meese?
One index; 2 indices? Isn\'t it crazy that you can make amends but not
one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them,
what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn\'t preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an
asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a
play and play at a recital, ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have
noses that run and feet that smell?
How about this? You park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man
and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your
house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by
filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all.
That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible; but when the
lights are out, they are invisible.
PS. Why doesn\'t \"Buick\" rhyme with \"quick\"?
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there\'s no time like the present, it\'s time to present the
present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Let\'s face it: English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant
nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English
muffins weren\'t invented in England or French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren\'t sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find
that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea
pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don\'t fing, grocers don\'t
groce and hammers don\'t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn\'t
the plural of booth, beeth? One goose; 2 geese. So one moose; 2 meese?
One index; 2 indices? Isn\'t it crazy that you can make amends but not
one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them,
what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn\'t preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an
asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a
play and play at a recital, ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have
noses that run and feet that smell?
How about this? You park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man
and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your
house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by
filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all.
That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible; but when the
lights are out, they are invisible.
PS. Why doesn\'t \"Buick\" rhyme with \"quick\"?
ipaintminis
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actually i think id perfer just a normal dude with a handshake for the poor guy...
i mean come on!
if you did, dressup in a suit or lay your guns on the floor, i think id warn the potentially fightened guy before hand
now, dont let him frighten you, hes just kidding...no hes not a mass murderer....as for the chicken costume...weeeeeelllll dads....different lol
i mean come on!
if you did, dressup in a suit or lay your guns on the floor, i think id warn the potentially fightened guy before hand
now, dont let him frighten you, hes just kidding...no hes not a mass murderer....as for the chicken costume...weeeeeelllll dads....different lol
green stuff
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Come to France. In french decade means 10 days, décénie means 10 yearsMessage original : provoke_meat the rate im going with the ladies...i say...oh about 7 to 10 decades.
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provoke_me
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well of course i wouldnt tell the kid that i would do it before hand.
the english language is cooky. thats why i like to make up my own words, sometimes combining two words used to say the same thing into one word. for example: interweb. a combination of internet and world wide web.
the english language is cooky. thats why i like to make up my own words, sometimes combining two words used to say the same thing into one word. for example: interweb. a combination of internet and world wide web.
ipaintminis
Active member
ive seen that...
funny guy
-george carlin
funny guy
