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Sturmhalo
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No. Just run over to them in the street and kick the living sh*t out of them there and then. No one will stop you coz everyone f**king hates mimes. In fact if you took a flat cap with you and put on the ground before proceeding to kick the living sh*t out of the aforementioned mime, you might actually make some money from grateful passers by!
Drake Farstrider
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Originally posted by Sturmhalo
No. Just run over to them in the street and kick the living sh*t out of them there and then. No one will stop you coz everyone f**king hates mimes. In fact if you took a flat cap with you and put on the ground before proceeding to kick the living sh*t out of the aforementioned mime, you might actually make some money from grateful passers by!
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Prince Charles was driving around his mother\'s estate when he accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp.
He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught.
The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic. Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished it and immediately a genie appeared.
You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment,\' said the genie. \'As a reward I shall grant you one wish.\' \'Well,\' said the Prince, \'I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dog.\'
They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. \'Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?\' the Prince asked. The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. \'This body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else you would like?\' The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. \'I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana,\' said Prince Charles, showing the genie the first photo. \'But now I love this woman called Camilla,\' and he showed the genie the second photo. \'You see Camilla isn\'t beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana?\'
The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, \'Let\'s have a look at that dog again
lollollollol
He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught.
The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic. Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished it and immediately a genie appeared.
You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment,\' said the genie. \'As a reward I shall grant you one wish.\' \'Well,\' said the Prince, \'I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dog.\'
They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. \'Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?\' the Prince asked. The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. \'This body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else you would like?\' The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. \'I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana,\' said Prince Charles, showing the genie the first photo. \'But now I love this woman called Camilla,\' and he showed the genie the second photo. \'You see Camilla isn\'t beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana?\'
The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, \'Let\'s have a look at that dog again
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TAB Studio
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I am drinking espresso and painting. We have a new tropical depression in the Gulf soon raining like heck here and windy, we are 8 days into the hurricane season, It is a pretty hell here, my Generator should come in the ups truck this week, false security but at least I will have a light to paint by, it is dark with the windows boarded up. They gave us 12 days in FL to buy hurricane supplies tax free, do you think its gonna be bad when the government pities you???
leopardpixie
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Why are you smelling it\'s breath any ways?
Drake Farstrider
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@ leopardpixie I think he has some sort of cat breath fetish.
TAB Studio
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Originally posted by MarkusTay
I was in Florida last August the day after the first hurricane hit. I left the day before the second one hit. I think I\'ll stick with Long Island\'s crappy weather, thank you.
(And it was sooooo f__king hot and humid!!!)
Yes indeed it is my windows were fogged today with the Ac on and that is in the house not car, but it does have its good points... Superbowl... Beach... pretty women I am told at least the tans are ..great sunsets..really neat birds, sea otters and for me work. Some like it hot guess I am one, but the wind I am not too sure of???
Capt spalding
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i thought of a jingle for my local supermarket....:idea: \"Asda, we sell shopping\"
whadaya think
whadaya think
airhead
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I do NOT have a cat breath fetish... :moon:
Little bugger jumps up into my lap and goes nose to nose with me when I am trying to watch TV with my eyes closed. I think he has a people breath fetish - or maybe he is just wondering why we don\'t purr.
If that doesn\'t get a reaction from me, then he turns around and starts licking his privates while in my lap. Why? Because he can.
Little bugger jumps up into my lap and goes nose to nose with me when I am trying to watch TV with my eyes closed. I think he has a people breath fetish - or maybe he is just wondering why we don\'t purr.
If that doesn\'t get a reaction from me, then he turns around and starts licking his privates while in my lap. Why? Because he can.
Originally posted by Modderrhu
You can not say that without telling us where to find that article! I\'m sure half the boys want to know. :innocent:Originally posted by solaria2k
I\'ve recently seen an article demonstrating how human males can do the same thing
Hehe.. ok:
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