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[crystella333]

Depends on who's in the room with you and your 'towel'

 

[Master of fact]

Well a dry towl could make you damp if your soaking wet. But dont dry too much.

Answer me this boys

When you dry yourself do you do "keyhole sugery" lol

 

[Torn blue sky]

It can if it's used to restrain your arms before someone pees on you.

That's blue sky thinking, baby! OUTside the box, yeah!

MoF That's why we invented bog roll some years back now. Stop living in the 1700s maaaan. That's SO 300 years ago pfft.

 

[Master of fact]

DUDE i mean when you get out of the shower. We use the three shells method here in belfast!

 

[Torn blue sky]

I have actually theorised how the three shells might work, can't come to any rational conclusion for the fu*king life of me. Being somewhat of a keen woodsman, however, I just use the first thing to scurry past.

 

[Master of fact]

I know i spent a GOOD hour contemplating that method to no avail the director of that movie was clearly smoking crack.

 

[crystella333]

I have actually theorised how the three shells might work, can't come to any rational conclusion for the fu*king life of me. Being somewhat of a keen woodsman, however, I just use the first thing to scurry past.

thanks TBS my computer screen is now covered in my cuppa, which is a waste but thanks for the laughter

 

[Torn blue sky]

Did I say something funny? 0.o

 

[wiccanpony]

who "said" you could have a towel ?

 

[crystella333]

You tell him Wiccanpony

 

[Torn blue sky]

Towels are 10 a penny! Bathmats, lamps, chairs, plates, knives , forks, but there is no spoon.

 

[PegaZus]

Reminds me of the question of what was in the box that Tom Hanks refused to open in Cast Away.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Marceles Wallaces soul.

 

[crystella333]

Pulp Fiction ftw