Well, as much as i\'d like to take credit for that, i can\'t. A friend on another forum (somebody i actually know in my real life) found it on a forum he goes to and posted it for us. Caution... this guy loves the F-bombs.
It goes something like this;
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS THE WORST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.
Deathlove is fucking twisted. Oh Jesus Christ.
Anyway, innocently I arrived home to find this box:
http://fry.colonpee.com/omgabox.jpg
To my great excitement I saw that he’d sent me a humidifier! If there’s one thing I’m missing in Houston, it’s humidity.
http://fry.colonpee.com/whativealwayswanted.jpg
Imagine my surprise, then, when I saw the box was actually full of VAST TREASURES INSTEAD, including but not limited to MY FAVORITE TYPES OF COOKIES. How the FUCK COULD HE HAVE KNOWN?
http://fry.colonpee.com/lotsofloot.jpg
And this note:
http://fry.colonpee.com/wellhellothere.jpg
As you can see in Deathlove’s letter this box contains much goodness. Also cookies. He said the copy of Psychonauts doesn’t work. WELL I GUESS HE ’S STUPID BECAUSE IT WORKED PERFECTLY HAHAHAHA LOSER THANKS FOR THE WORKING GAME LOSER.
http://fry.colonpee.com/worksfineforme.jpg
I adorned my pimp hat:
http://fry.colonpee.com/pimpy.jpg
But then horror struck my eyes as I looked closer:
http://fry.colonpee.com/suffocating.jpg
Could it be? Could it really be Tigger stuffed into a bag like yesterday’s trash? I pulled him out frantically ready to administer CPR and to my shock discovered Deathlove had completely ripped him limb from limb. I began to break down and weep.
http://fry.colonpee.com/ohgodno.jpg
I made the following video of me giving Tigger his final respects and doing.. what had to be done.
http://fry.colonpee.com/tigger.wmv
I’m still crying, folks.
Thanks deathlove. Awesome box.
