to coin a phrase. . .

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stumpkiller

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\"you know what?\" or \"did you know?\" from my son

\"duh\" in a sarcastic way, as in when someone is saying it to me. Say it about yourself all you want, but if you say it to me, I go from feeling bad for making a mistake to \"screw you\" pretty quick.

Mispronouncing words because you\'re too lazy to say it correctly. Everyone makes mistakes, and sometimes it\'s funny, but geez, get it right once!

\"like, y\'know\"
 
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Mosch

Active member
\"You here too?\"
No. I\'m not.

Anything involving \"Harmony\".

\"That\'s your opinion.\"
Really? Splendid. Now I know what my opinion is. Thanks for telling me. Hooray.

\"Tudelu.\"
Why don\'t these people wear a shirt with \"I\'m a childish jukebox trapped in a moron\"?


Aaaaaaaaaahh.... I can\'t go on, my doctor told me keep my blood pressure below 200.
 
torifile

torifile

Member
I live near Portsmouth, VA, and my mother-in-law insists on calling it \"Porchmuth\". She also say\'s \"Used to could\" and other such gems.
 
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TwelveMilesOut

New member
Originally posted by Mosch
\"Tudelu.\"
Why don\'t these people wear a shirt with \"I\'m a childish jukebox trapped in a moron\"?
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lol Holy crap! Where can I get some iron-on transfers quick? I must have this shirt!!!
 
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Gypsy

New member
\"definitely\"

It\'s the new trendy word over here. Everybody seems to be using it all the bloody time, no matter the context. It just popped up one day and now we can\'t get rid of it anymore.


\"mega-xxx\"

Megashit, megacool, mega, mega, mega... Stop it already, you megatwits!


And Mosch, I want that shirt, too!
 
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dauber22

New member
a couple more...

\"Issues\" I\'m sick and tired of people having \"Issues :flame:

and \"Closure\" :mad:

I just wish all these damn people with \"issues\" would find thier f#%#&*g \"Closure\" and shut the F#%$ up!
 
Sand Rat

Sand Rat

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\"What do you expect, I\'m not a rocket sciencetist.\"

Uttered by a guy I used to work with when he would bollox something up - until the day I told him he was right - I knew a rocket sciencetist and he was no where near as smart as him.
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
the pain is only in your head...

:mad:

\"this will cause some discomfort\"

\"does this hurt\"

\"don\'t move\"<---as large horse needle is heading your way:eek:
 
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Evil Dave

New member
Originally posted by steelcult
\"What do you expect, I\'m not a rocket sciencetist.\"
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Funny, I have a T-shirt that says \"Rocket Scientist\" on it, because I used to work with a guy who constantly said \"It doesn\'t take a rocket scientist to figure this out.\"
So I\'d wear it and tell him to \"get someone else to figure it out then.\"

My pet peeve is people who do not understand that life isn\'t fair.
 
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finn17

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Grrrr

\'Pimps\' meaning easy I am led to believe.

\'Deffo\' meaning definitely, which is annoying to begin without being bastardised further.

\'I hear what you are saying\'. Normally said by people who are totally ignoring you.

\'Bling\'

\'Massive\'

\'Posse\'

\'Mission statement\'

\'reframe\'

etc, etc, etc. Kill \'em all, that\'s what I say:D
 
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Nelson

New member
Originally posted by Lurch
I almost forgot one.
Anytime anyone hears my last name and starts doing the Addams Family Theme song, along with the finger snaps. These people are SOO Original. Like I havenever heard that jokebefore in my life! :flame:
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Hey! Your name\'s Adams! Like the T.V. character!
\"They\'re creepy and they\'re kooky,
*snap*
Mysterious and spooky,
*snap snap*
They\'re..all..together..umm..ooky,
The..uhh.. Adda.....\"
*voice trails off*
Oh.

To iterate other peoples peeves, I\'ve gotta say \"No offense, but..\" pisses me off. What the hell!? Say it, you coward! Do you think \"No offense, but you look like a donkey\'s ass\" is any better than coming out and just saying it? :D
 
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