To the Americans here

[supervike]

I wish he was beaten by Andrea Titboobs....then I\'d pay more attention!lol

 

[finn17]

Have you been at the thinners again Vike?

:bouncy:

 

[supervike]

define \'again\'?

lollollol

more like....\'still\':duh:

 

[philologus]

If you want to talk about athletes with euphemistic genitalia names try \"Dick Butkiss\"

 

[supervike]

There was a female basketball player from Iowa (from around my area) back in the 70\'s that had the unfortunate name of

Fonda Dix.

 

[finn17]

Bart phoning Moe...

Possibly my favourite serial joke in the Simpsons.

I.P. Freely, Amanda Hugankiss etc. etc. :bouncy:

 

[supervike]

Do you remember the old jokes that were like that?

You\'d give a book title, then the authors name?

For instance...

Have you read \"Under the Bleachers\" by Seymour Butts?

or

\"How to Fight Lions\" by Claude Balls

ah good times...good times...

 

[Thecadian]

im unfortunate asw my name is james arter

if i am called tom i am tomarter

or fred

f.arter

james

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by supervike
...You\'d give a book title, then the authors name?...

\"Rusty Bedsprings\" by I. P. Knightly

 

[vincegamer]

Originally posted by finn17
Possibly my favourite serial joke in the Simpsons.

I.P. Freely, Amanda Hugankiss etc. etc. :bouncy:

Remember the flash-back episode about Bart\'s birth? They are trying to come up with a name and Homer doesn’t want a name that could easily be made into a joke, so he counts off on his finger Art, Cart, Dart, Eeart. I guess Bart is OK!

 

[Dedwrekka]

Originally posted by philologus
Hear, Hear Vike! I can\'t stand Tennis.

Didn\'t anyone tell you? Unless it\'s indoors, has explosions, is loud, or has full-contact it doesn\'t make the headlines usually.

 

[vincegamer]

I don\'t know what you\'re talking about. My private life has never made the headlines.