Toys aint what they used to be....

[funnymouth]

thats a great article.
\"babies first death cocoon\"lol

 

[Ebonbuddha]

That seems useful. Geteh kids in the habit of cleaning up after themselves and such.

The Barbie trainer isn\'t really that bad either.

Originally posted by finn17

Spike does that as well....but then again he is a dog...

I think the worst toys ever are the \'My First Ironing Board/Vacuum Cleaner/Oven type thing.

Compared to those, a shitting dog is a walk in the park...

 

[Swordwind]

Barbies Magic Crackhouse, with built in Brothel. It goes right next to the My Little Pony Abatoir. lol

 

[Infidel Castro]

Is there a Barbie with inflatable tits and botox needles? Perhaps there should be.

And I\'d like to see the older version, when she\'s in her 50\'s and fighting off the inevitable sag that comes with the change.

 

[hakoMike]

My daughter got one of those Barbie dogs for Christmas. She routinely searches around to make sure all the little poops are safely ensconced in the dog\'s plastic bowels.

She also got a \"Littlest Pet Shop\" cat with a litter box, complete with what she calls a \"poop spatula.\"

My true hope is that one day she will clean up after our horrifying real dogs.

 

[DaN]

The ultimate child\'s toy irony:
My little pony glue lol

[size=-2]Ok, maybe not the \"Ultimate\" but still pretty funny[/size]