so beign that no one else has started this yet. and i am the ultimate fan, let me begin.
transformers 2 is the continuing story of the autobots and decepticons and their friend spike witwicky....ooops i mean sam.... cause we all know that is a whole other continuity issue. anyhow the story starts out with the autobots taking on a big bad guy. we are introduced to the amazing lookign arcee who would only be amazing if they stopped moving the camera long enough to see her. there are two \"twins\" who i still dont know the names to who are so damned annoyign in the first 3 minutes i had already decided it was a pile of shit. they kill the bad guy and he says in a cryptic voice... \"the fallen shall return!\" wtf!!! then some pencil pushing reject yells at optimus and says the autobots should leave. optimus makes some speech and then we go to sam going to college, he talks to bumblebee who still hasnt had his voice box fixed. of course with all this techonology ratchet still cant replace a voice box? RIGHTTTTTTT!! then he goes to college, of course he tells his girlfriend (boing!!!!!!! megan fox) he isnt going to leave her. then a michael bay classic appears, what appears to be a 30 second....yes i timed it, 360 degree shot going in circles around the two as they kiss. of course he touches a piece of the shard from the all spark and weird stuff happens. he now has everything in his human head to find stuff. he goes to college, his mom gets stoned, he meets a skeezy chick, optimus tells him he needs a 20 year old boys help.
and that only sam will do. eventually we find out the skeezy chick is a decepticon with biionic boobs and a messed up tail. megatron is brought back to life. soundwave stays in outerspace. then the biggest cluster#$#$ happens. we find out that megatron is this dude the fallens little bitch. the decepticions need energon, (did i mention that energon is made by blowing up the sun.) to make more decepticions and the fallen will only be back to full power ifoptimus prime is killed. yeah bit of bad writing there. so after all of this optimus dies, and sam, fights his way to egypt. where the thing to blow up the sun is.....and here comes a major plothole... the flippin weapon is in the great pyramid. so you are tellign me that a few layers of stone hid a huge metal object from the transformers? suree righttt... they fight.... the fallen is killed. optimus is brought back to life and megatron runs away with half a face.
pros: an awesome eye candy film.
cons: no plot, horrible fast paced scenes that dont allow a person to see a damn thing. two racial stereotype characters that AREN\'T ripped in half by megatron. bay induced drudgery. and not to mention making megatron a little bitch. this movie sucked big balls. and if you see it be prepared to say, \" i would rather have lost my testicles or ovaries to rampaging zombie cows than have to sit through this tripe again.
at least the first one had a bit of a story.
all in all a solid 1.5 out of 4. and thats pretty much for the special effects.
have a good one.
transformers 2 is the continuing story of the autobots and decepticons and their friend spike witwicky....ooops i mean sam.... cause we all know that is a whole other continuity issue. anyhow the story starts out with the autobots taking on a big bad guy. we are introduced to the amazing lookign arcee who would only be amazing if they stopped moving the camera long enough to see her. there are two \"twins\" who i still dont know the names to who are so damned annoyign in the first 3 minutes i had already decided it was a pile of shit. they kill the bad guy and he says in a cryptic voice... \"the fallen shall return!\" wtf!!! then some pencil pushing reject yells at optimus and says the autobots should leave. optimus makes some speech and then we go to sam going to college, he talks to bumblebee who still hasnt had his voice box fixed. of course with all this techonology ratchet still cant replace a voice box? RIGHTTTTTTT!! then he goes to college, of course he tells his girlfriend (boing!!!!!!! megan fox) he isnt going to leave her. then a michael bay classic appears, what appears to be a 30 second....yes i timed it, 360 degree shot going in circles around the two as they kiss. of course he touches a piece of the shard from the all spark and weird stuff happens. he now has everything in his human head to find stuff. he goes to college, his mom gets stoned, he meets a skeezy chick, optimus tells him he needs a 20 year old boys help.
and that only sam will do. eventually we find out the skeezy chick is a decepticon with biionic boobs and a messed up tail. megatron is brought back to life. soundwave stays in outerspace. then the biggest cluster#$#$ happens. we find out that megatron is this dude the fallens little bitch. the decepticions need energon, (did i mention that energon is made by blowing up the sun.) to make more decepticions and the fallen will only be back to full power ifoptimus prime is killed. yeah bit of bad writing there. so after all of this optimus dies, and sam, fights his way to egypt. where the thing to blow up the sun is.....and here comes a major plothole... the flippin weapon is in the great pyramid. so you are tellign me that a few layers of stone hid a huge metal object from the transformers? suree righttt... they fight.... the fallen is killed. optimus is brought back to life and megatron runs away with half a face. pros: an awesome eye candy film.
cons: no plot, horrible fast paced scenes that dont allow a person to see a damn thing. two racial stereotype characters that AREN\'T ripped in half by megatron. bay induced drudgery. and not to mention making megatron a little bitch. this movie sucked big balls. and if you see it be prepared to say, \" i would rather have lost my testicles or ovaries to rampaging zombie cows than have to sit through this tripe again.
at least the first one had a bit of a story.
all in all a solid 1.5 out of 4. and thats pretty much for the special effects.
have a good one.
