I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more then that movie missed the point,
And that’s an awful lot girl.
And now, now you\'ve gone away,
And all I\'m trying to say,
Is Perl Harbor sucked and I miss you
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,
He\'s way better then Ben Affleck.
And now all I can think about is your smile,
And that shitty movie too,
Perl Harbor sucked and I miss you
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies.
I guess Perl Harbor sucked,
Just a little bit more then I miss you.
Bay\'s recent track record with movies (I did like his earlier stuff like Bad Boys, The Rock and Armaggeddon for a bit of throw away fun) means that when his name flashed up during the teaser any hope drained from my heart.