Tricycle Accidents!

[vincegamer]

When I was a wee tike my neighbor drove her car over the front wheel of my tricycle

while I was riding it.

 

[Mosch]

Orginal gepostet von freakinacage

Originally posted by Mosch


So.... any stupid you guys have done as children? If I found the video with little Mosch (that\'s me at about age 5, not an imaginary son) falling from the swing I would so upload it

please do!!

I asked my parents, but they do not have the tape anymore, it seems. A pity. Let me describe it.

I am about five and the whole family visited a small amusement park. Proud daddy films his son on the swing while granddaddy pushes me.
Yay! Mosch like swing!
There is one little annoyance though - grandpa\'s not looking into the camera! So my father tells him to look over. My grandfather looks at my father and smiles while I swing back.

You lot think you know what happens? You have no idea.

Grampa has the pushing motion down. He does not even have to look as he pushes his little grandson.... or so he though. In fact, he aimed a little too low and did not push me, but the swing, which proceeded to swing away from me. The whole incident leaves me to comtenplate the theory of gravity as I fall down, sitting on thin air. It\'s really nice - I nbever change my position at all. One second the swing is under me, one second it\'s gone. I land on the ground, still sitting.

This is not over.

So little Mosch just fell from the swing. Ouchie!
Little Mosch opens his mouth to cry...
The swing comes back.
Without a warning, little Mosch has a mouthful of rubber swing. That was unexpected, because at this time I had not yet grasped the concept of pendulums. It was so unexpected that I forgot to cry and bit down.

Just picture it in your head. I dare you not to laugh. My father was a little shocked and so was my grandfather, but I was alright and when they replayed the whole incident on the camera even I laughed.